On Mar 21, 3:51 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
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> In sci.med.cardiology Adenoid B. Chump MD/PhD vomited out...
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> > For sale. One career (hardly used) Buyer to collect.
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> What's the matter - didn't the eBay listing work out?
In sci.med.cardiology Father Haskell asked...
> On Mar 21, 3:51 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
> wrote:
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> They have recipes on eBay now?
No one wanted to pay for his secret Siamese Steak Tartar recipe. I
think that people had trouble with the part about swinging a cat's head
against a brick wall.

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Bill Graham - 27 Mar 2009 02:12 GMT
- "I form the light, and create darkness.
- I make peace, and create EVIL.
- I the LORD do all these things." ? Isaiah 45.7.
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all
things.......Ecclesiastes, 10:19.
Father Haskell - 27 Mar 2009 20:43 GMT
> - "I form the light, and create darkness.
> - I make peace, and create EVIL.
> - I the LORD do all these things." ? Isaiah 45.7.
>
> A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all
> things.......Ecclesiastes, 10:19.
"Happy is he who taketh and dasheth thy kittens against the wall."
Father Haskell - 27 Mar 2009 20:45 GMT
On Mar 25, 10:38 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
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> In sci.med.cardiology Father Haskell asked...
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> think that people had trouble with the part about swinging a cat's head
> against a brick wall.
There's more meat on a good, plump Maine coon or American
shorthair, anyway.
St. Jackanapes MD/PhD - 12 Apr 2009 18:35 GMT
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
> On Mar 25, 10:38 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
> wrote:
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> There's more meat on a good, plump Maine coon or American
> shorthair, anyway.
As long as you make sure all that damn hair is burned off - I hate
coughing up hair balls after a meal.

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- I make peace, and create EVIL.
- I the LORD do all these things." ? Isaiah 45.7.
Father Haskell - 13 Apr 2009 22:13 GMT
On Apr 12, 1:35 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
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> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
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> As long as you make sure all that damn hair is burned off - I hate
> coughing up hair balls after a meal.
Not a prob if they're skinned first. No sense
wasting a perfectly good, proper traditional
American-style banjo head.
st-jack@jackanapes.ws - 14 Apr 2009 00:47 GMT
> On Apr 12, 1:35 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
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So that's where those come from?
Father Haskell - 16 Apr 2009 19:32 GMT
On Apr 13, 7:47 pm, st-j...@jackanapes.ws wrote:
> > On Apr 12, 1:35 pm, St. Jackanapes MD/PhD <webmas...@jackanapes.ws>
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> So that's where those come from?- Hide quoted text -
Yup. One of my old mail order catalogues (Liberty
Banjo Co.) used to sell bottles of Kodak film developer
"to remove the nipples from female cat skins" when
making them into banjo heads.
Androcles 2 - 27 Apr 2009 04:46 GMT
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
> On Apr 13, 7:47 pm, st-j...@jackanapes.ws wrote:
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> "to remove the nipples from female cat skins" when
> making them into banjo heads.
LMFAO!!!! No f.cking sh.t??? That's hysterical!!!

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Father Haskell - 27 Apr 2009 20:33 GMT
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell vomited out...
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> LMFAO!!!! No f.cking sh.t??? That's hysterical!!!
Other options are goat and calf skin. Cat hide
is thinner, gives a sharper attack. It's also
more available, and hence a lot cheaper.