Gleeting All,

From I the Sweet and Delectable Benton Q. Ningning MD/PhD/SOB who has most
kindly offered to sort out this "What Does Jesus Want" question which
evading poor idiot 2PD huckster so easily.

Here it is official direct from Holly Boast inspire deep in Ningning's
delightful noggin: Jesus wants a bicycle.  Yep, it that simple.  Jesus say
his dad never give him a bicycle all time on earth and future boys got one
but Jesus never got one and it leaving him traumatised and depressed.  
"You think nail holes bad ?", He Say, "You try be only Son *and* no get
bike for birthday millenium after millenium."

Therefore Ningning suggesting all Good Christians club together buy
special Titanium Mega Road Hog Deluxe Off-Road Super Chopper with new
holy-damped suspension, racing mirrors, and handlebar streamers, only
999.99 Dollars special discount price from Ningning's Bike Emporium.

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