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Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?
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Zen Cohen - 21 May 2008 06:39 GMT I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my epiglottis so my airway is partially blocked and when I talk it makes whistling sounds. Could all this be a possible health issue even though I'm still wonderfully hungry? Can you take time from your busy cardiology practice/usenet posting schedule for a checkup? Can I bring my food scale (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.
Uncle Frederik - 21 May 2008 08:31 GMT Zen Cohen wrote :
> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. > Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take > insurance? I have Blue Pentagram. LOL
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 21 May 2008 10:24 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3238bedb3f52c95f?
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Uncle Frederik - 21 May 2008 10:37 GMT Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD explained on 21/05/2008 :
>>> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. >>> Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >>> (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take >>> insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.
>> LOL
> <>< Truth: That fish will get you nowhere...
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 21 May 2008 12:09 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7?
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Uncle Frederik - 21 May 2008 12:16 GMT Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD went fishing :
> <>< Have you given that fish water today?
Thirst is Best.
Be thirsty!!!
Uncle Frederik - 22 May 2008 13:09 GMT Origins of the 2 pound diet in Chung's own words..
"About two years ago, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing Mt. Everest and learned that despite their exhausting regimen, the climbers consumed only 10 lbs of food per week. That's less than 2 lbs of food per day! Since none of the climbers died from starvation, I think it is safe to assume that 2 lbs per day should be more than adequate for us non-climbing folks. " -- Andrew B Chung
Truth is simple??
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 21 May 2008 18:43 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Imbecilesatan
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Uncle Frederik - 22 May 2008 13:50 GMT ... with his incessant ramblings about Satan everyday.
Truth - 22 May 2008 02:08 GMT > I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. > Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take > insurance? I have Blue Pentagram. Lowelling at Zen Cohen.
Truth - 22 May 2008 05:36 GMT > > I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. > > Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Lowelling at Zen Cohen. BTW, to clarify: Lowelling is the verb for LOL. I literally lowelled when I read Zen Cohen's clever and witty post.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 22 May 2008 05:51 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/aed83e1d3bd20ee6?
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Truth - 22 May 2008 06:39 GMT On May 21, 9:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote: <snip Chung Dung>
Chung is no longer capable of composing a coherent though.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 22 May 2008 10:38 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/33f0bff6428185a8?
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Uncle Frederik - 22 May 2008 13:21 GMT Truth wrote :
> On May 21, 9:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> > wrote: > <snip Chung Dung> > > Chung is no longer capable of composing a coherent though. He's lost the plot.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 22 May 2008 13:37 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets
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Uncle Frederik - 22 May 2008 13:39 GMT Truth brought next idea :
> On May 21, 9:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> > wrote: > <snip Chung Dung> > > Chung is no longer capable of composing a coherent thought. .. nor is he capable of posting anything meaningful.
MU - 23 May 2008 12:40 GMT > I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. Proof there is a God, I would comment.
Dancing Monkey - 23 May 2008 14:03 GMT To be absolutely and utterly honest... your comments do not make any sense to MOI...
There.
Pizza offer still on for Mr Chang and a friend :-)
Zen Cohen - 23 May 2008 17:10 GMT >> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. > > Proof there is a God, I would comment. Actually, proof that you're a humorless loon.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 23 May 2008 18:54 GMT satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted:
> > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Actually, proof that you're a humorless loon. There is joy for Christians when they rebuke you and you unwittingly show that you have become a glutton for more:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/aed83e1d3bd20ee6?
Joy transcends humor.
May we, who are Jesus' disciples, continue to rebuke you at each GOD- given opportunity as GOD desires:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/31c3b88286afc5bd?
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May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?
Hunger is wonderful ! ! !
It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives.
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of promoting much greater understanding:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier...
Marana tha
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17?
Zen Cohen - 23 May 2008 22:29 GMT > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: >> > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > There is joy for Christians when they rebuke you and you unwittingly > show that you have become a glutton for more: Yes, I'm a glutton for more of your loopy antics. It truly is a guilty pleasure to read your posts.
Michelle Malkin - 24 May 2008 03:27 GMT >> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: >>> > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Yes, I'm a glutton for more of your loopy antics. It truly is a guilty > pleasure to read your posts. Don't bother throwing Clark Ashton Smith words at Chung. Regular English is beyond him. Now, Andrew is loopy, and all the baleful might of his natterings, all the dreadful or curious voices in his head not under his control, all the fear he tries to wreak in the hearts of alt.atheism newsgroup members, are not enough to assuage the black ennui of his days. In other words, he's a fruitcake.
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Truth - 24 May 2008 03:29 GMT > >> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: > >>> > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > - Show quoted text - Chung is an evil turd
Truth - 24 May 2008 03:31 GMT > > "Zen Cohen" <atu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > - Show quoted text - activ - 24 May 2008 04:45 GMT > Chung is an evil turd Saying Chung is an evil piece of excrement or feces might be more acceptable to a Medical Board of Examiners.
monkfish - 24 May 2008 04:28 GMT >>> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: >>>> > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > not enough to assuage the black ennui of his days. In other > words, he's a fruitcake. Compared to whom? Even compared to his groupies?
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 24 May 2008 04:45 GMT convicted friend monkfish <monkfish@nowhere> wrote:
> Re: Even compared to his groupies? The crazy sockpuppets of satan are not groupies:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets
Instead, these creatures of darkness are inexorably drawn to the light of the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ, though they do not understand HIM.
"The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it." (John 1:5)
Amen.
May we, who are Christians, continue to pray for your perishing soul, dear Monkfish:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForMonkfish
Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 24 May 2008 04:26 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/PrayForMichelle
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Preventer of Work - 24 May 2008 06:05 GMT > satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: >>> satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: >>> >>>> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off. >>> Proof there is a God, I would comment. >> Actually, proof that you're a humorless loon.
> "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... > > ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Symbolically, you have your head stuck under a fence.
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/bull3.jpg
My master Satan is pleased at your future.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 24 May 2008 08:19 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/31c3b88286afc5bd?
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May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689?
Hunger is wonderful ! ! !
It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives.
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of promoting much greater understanding:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360?
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier...
Marana tha
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17?
Thom Madura - 24 May 2008 14:02 GMT > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/31c3b88286afc5bd? > [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > -- > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17? How many quotes from the Vedas Scriptures would it take to convince you to become a Hindu?
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 May 2008 03:36 GMT > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote in part: > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > How many quotes from the Vedas Scriptures would it take to convince you > to become a Hindu? No amount would.
Truth is simple.
May we, who are Christians, continue to pray for your perishing soul, dear Thom:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3cef85cf7bd411d0?
Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ,
Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/076ebd277bbfd158?
J666 - 25 May 2008 04:04 GMT > pray for your perishing soul, Wonder if former General John Joseph "Black Jack" Pershing got the nickname Black Jack because he had a lot of black fat and Jack is the same as John.
Do blacks have more black fat ?
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 May 2008 04:29 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/aed83e1d3bd20ee6?
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J666 - 25 May 2008 03:53 GMT > How many quotes from the Vedas Scriptures would it take to convince you > to become a Hindu? So you want to know if Candu Hindu?
In Spanish, the Scriptures would be Las Vedas
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 May 2008 03:58 GMT http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/7e2fa442996cb8d2?
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 23 May 2008 13:06 GMT friend MU <moo@moo.com> wrote:
>Proof there is a God, I would comment. Indeed :-)
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier:
http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy
Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
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