Yes friends, it now possible you no have to log in Usenet wade through
other 2PD Huckster idiot posties clutter sci.med and alt.support
groups, just create your own!  Here how to do.

First you do preliminary stuff:
a) pretend get religion, Christmas religion better Islam general
speaking you live Georgia,
   unless you like being shot at.
b) pay big attention voice in head.  somebody disagree you, they
devil!
   Hey it Holy Ghost!  Now you Big Authority!
c) get valuable academic qualifications.
d) waste qualifications by get fired from job.
e) drive away family
f) reduce cognitive function further by head rearrangement, simple
annoy local cops.

Done all that?  Now you ready for The Big Time ready turn sci.med into
idiot shouting match begin huckstering.

1) Invent idiot simple 2pound diet.
2) Blat diet over and over in sci and alt groups until Usenet regulars
get annoyed enough to point out idiocy.
3) Some one write: "diet legal regulated" ?
  No problem change name to 2pound Eating Plan.
  Continue blat blat.
4) Some one write: "type food not specified? 2pound cheeze Whizz a day
fatal" ?
  No problem add "When used with a well balanced diet"
  Continue blat blat.
6) Some one write: "2pounds too much newborn infant, too little
olympic athelete" ?
  No problem add word "optimal".  Remember, keep optimal vague.
  Continue blat blat.
7) Some one write: "where proof ?  I no see peer review study" ?
  No problem, just write "It on my desk until time is right".
  Continue blat blat.
8) Some one write: "Omer unit of volume, you nitwit mistake omer unit
of weight.  Even you bible study like idiot!"?
  No problem, congratulations you just graduated become honorary 2PD
Huckster!
  Continue blat blat.

Only thing do keep going more and more.  Remember Google work for
devil, that why you so many account cancel. Beware real world out
there distract you from 2PD Huckstering idiocy!  Avoid 2PD Huckster
Sanity Plan at all cost!

Whambo Dingo, There you go!

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