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Medical Forum / General / Cardiology / June 2008Jesus Saves - No, really!!!
http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html  SignatureSt. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws =========================================================== "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli > http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html > > -- > St. Jackanapeshttp://www.jackanapes.ws > =========================================================== > "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli Moses invests! In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out... > > http://www.stupid.com/fun/JSAV.html > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Moses invests! What does Abraham do? SignatureSt. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws =========================================================== "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli ----------------------------------------------------------- VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out... > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > What does Abraham do? Negotiates. Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhaskell@yahoo.com twittered... > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Mike Mordant barfed this out... > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Negotiates. I've always thought that Abraham was pissed off that god intervened in his kid's sacrifice. YHWH had already said that he would have uncountable progeny, so he was happy to be rid of this lazy and back talking brat the old-fashioned way - sacrifice him to a god. IN his day that's how everyone got rid of a kid that was obviously going to be trouble than he was worth. Why bother raising a kid that you knew would skate off with the next passing desert circus caravan. He knew he could have a shitload more who would take good care of him in his old age. And then that f.cking fickle YHWH steps in and spoils the fun! What an a.shole. I bet that Abraham was wishing that he hadn't made that one-god only deal, but now he was stuck with it. SignatureSt. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws =========================================================== "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhask...@yahoo.com > twittered... [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > a.shole. I bet that Abraham was wishing that he hadn't made that one-god > only deal, but now he was stuck with it. Camels were worth too much based on cargo capacity. In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out... > > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ Agent Haskell, IRS fatherhask...@yahoo.com > > twittered... [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > Camels were worth too much based on cargo capacity. One hump or two? SignatureSt. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws =========================================================== "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli ----------------------------------------------------------- VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets <>< http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog In alt.flame.jesus.christ Dancing Monkey barfed this out... > VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog Don't forget to sign Chung's guest book! SignatureSt. Jackanapes http://www.jackanapes.ws =========================================================== "Where knowledge ends, religion begins." - Benjamin Disraeli ----------------------------------------------------------- VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? <>< http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7? On May 23, 4:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote: > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? > > <>< > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7? Chung is the Devil! http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/94eb73e8fb3aa52c? <>< http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7? It happens that Truth formulated : > On May 23, 4:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6 > Chung is the Devil! Agreed. >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? > ><>< > >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7? Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself aspiar to. Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of you! > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Thank you, Andrew Laus Deo :-) > and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. There is indeed joy in doing what GOD desires :-) > You have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. Jesus is the way... ... we are to keep our eyes on HIM and know whether HE is smiling in our direction. "I am the way and the truth and the life." -- LORD Jesus Christ. Amen. We know GOD is smiling in our direction... ... when we are much hungrier (Luke 6:21). > Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! "Love each other as I have loved you." -- LORD Jesus Christ. Amen. > Each and every one of you! GOD is love :-) May you and other dear brethren, friends, and neighbors have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689? Hunger is wonderful ! ! ! It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of promoting much greater understanding: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360? Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier... Marana tha Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ, Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/076ebd277bbfd158? On May 24, 8:08 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote: > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 72 lines] > Andrew <>< > --http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/076ebd277bbfd158? You must be a nut doctor....or a witch doctor from Africa. >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. Aspi-what??? SignatureSteve O a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter) B.A.A.W.A. Convicted by Earthquack "I have a miraculous picture of Jesus - if you look really closely at the face, you can see a burnt tortilla" >>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Aspi-what??? Never mind. It's some kind of love-word in their mutual masturbation club. It sort of spills out at *that* time. > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Aspi-what??? a s p i r e May you and other dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689? Hunger is wonderful ! ! ! It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of promoting much greater understanding: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360? Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier... Marana tha Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ, Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17? > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > > > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus > Christ as the Son of Man ... ....indeed we should enjoy our 2008 year. [Well at least those of use clear of earthquakes and tropical cyclones. 80,000 dead and still counting, a good proportion of them innocent chgildren - some 'loving god!'] We should enjoy whilst we can because The First Word Nuclear War is not very far off. It will be between Islam and Christianity and will kill off possibly a third of humanity, all in the name of theirimaginary gods. So enjoy wjilst you can......... FATWA FATWA. "Onward Christian soldiers, going out to war, with the cross of Jesus going on before > ... by being hungrier: > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > -- > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17? >>>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Aspi-what??? Aspirate? SignatureRobyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 >>>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? >>>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Aspirate? Aspirin? "Christ's Love" <christsagape@yahoo.com> wrote in message ....> Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. You > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. > > Always remember: Christ love's you, and so do I! Each and every one of > you! Why is it that when people find Jesus they often lose their ability to spell and punctuate? >"Christ's Love" <christsagape@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Why is it that when people find Jesus they often lose their ability to spell >and punctuate? Presumably it's related to their loss of ability to think critically. > On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. "Aspiar?" That sounds dirty. Christ's Love presented made a confession : >> <>< > > Thank you, Andrew and let me say I enjoy reading all your posts. Even the ones about Satan's emesis coated barbed member? You're eather a Liar or a Sicko... >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. "......where they stroke each other for there posts. How pathetic. I would laugh if it wasn't so sad." What's "aspiar", moron? Smiler, The godless one a.a.# 2279 > On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. That is 'aspire'. Dragonblaze - Apes evolved from Creationists! - >> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" >> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > - Apes evolved from Creationists! - Yipes - Creationists with intelligence? >>> On Fri, 23 May 2008 16:51:55 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Yipes - Creationists with intelligence? <snort> Yeah like *that'll* happen... > >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Yipes - Creationists with intelligence? GOD is the Source of all intelligence, knowledge, and wisdom. May we, who are intelligent, continue to pray for your perishing soul, dear Thom: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3cef85cf7bd411d0? Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ, Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/076ebd277bbfd158? On May 24, 9:56 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote: > May we, who are intelligent, ..... People can certainly be critical of you for many things, but they cannot say that you do not have a sense of humor. satan via a sockpuppet (corporeal demon) despairingly posted: > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: > > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/b376ae26dccd111a? > > People can certainly be critical of you for many things, but they > cannot say that you do not have a sense of humor. Without the LORD, whatever you and others may write is meaningless (Ecclesiastes). May we, who are Jesus' disciples, continue to rebuke you at each GOD- given opportunity as GOD desires: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/31c3b88286afc5bd? <>< May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ... ... by being hungrier: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f891e617d10bd689? Hunger is wonderful ! ! ! It's how we know what GOD desires, which is what is good. Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives. "Blessed are you who hunger NOW... ... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21) Amen. Here is a Spirit-guided exegesis of Luke 6:21 given in hopes of promoting much greater understanding: http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/cc2aa8f8a4d41360? Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier... Marana tha Prayerfully in the awesome name of LORD Jesus Christ, Andrew <>< -- http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/3558812d72ab4e17? > May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren Friends, Romans, Countrymen give your ..... soon it will be June dear neighbors ..... Christ's Love <christsagape@yahoo.com> whittered: >>http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > have a relationship with God that most Christians including myself > aspiar to. <snork> Do these two _ever_ deserve each other? > Always remember: Christ loves you, so I don't have to IFYSFY - including the apostrophe this time. SignatureDavid Silverman aa #2208 Defender of Civilisation Lord Mayor of Dis Lawful copyright holder of the term "Earthquack". Not authentic without this signature. On May 24, 7:51 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote: > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/f9cc27190a1f626a? > > <>< > > http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/6fca21f72365c0f7? My young son who is just entering first grade also knows that a house built on sand would not stand. He was not taught but learned himself. Yet, your so-called idol Jesus also had that in mind to remind matured person, it them makes no difference between his status and my son. And my son loves his parents and friends without doubt and with sincere which were not the foundation for your god's love. Your god's aim was to control, control the mind of all the people, their lives, their thinking and way of living. Modern man would not stand for this type of restriction..... of course, perhaps not your choice. hhyapster@gmail.com wrote : > On May 24, 7:51 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > built on sand would not stand. > He was not taught but learned himself. I think your son is a lot smarter than old man Chung will ever be. > Yet, your so-called idol Jesus also had that in mind to remind matured > person, it them makes no difference between his status and my son. > And my son loves his parents and friends without doubt and with > sincere which were not the foundation for your god's love. Again another excellent example to show that you don't need a god or whatever to be a good person. > Your god's aim was to control, control the mind of all the people, > their lives, their thinking and way of living. > Modern man would not stand for this type of restriction..... of > course, perhaps not your choice. Just look at Chung. He is all the reason why anyone should not believe in a god. Nice post. http://HeartMDPhD.com/Despairingsatan <>< http://HeartMDPhD.com/ChristianBrethren |
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