In the beginning the Celestial Chicken created the heavens and the earth ....
and when the Celestial Chicken created man in the Barnyard of Eden, He gave
man a brain with which to think and reason.

The Celestial Chicken knows that some may not follow, and some may stray and
not come back, but most will find the WAY of the Celestiol Chicken.

By giving man a thinking and reasoning brain the Celestial Chicken did not
need to treat man like a child or to be threatened not to follow the WAY,
because He was confident in the abilty of man to recognize the Truth.

So for those who are looking for a father-figure and a simple book so they do
not have to think and rely on themselves, the WAY of the Celestial Chicken is
not for you.  The Celestial Chicken understands that there are people that
want that type of life and existence and still loves you and will always be
there for you.

The WAY of the Celestial Chicken is so logical, reasonable and true, that
most do ultimately find their way to the WAY

Take those ridiculous spectacles off and do a head spin for me Chang.  :-)

Anybody seen the movie 'There will be blood" ? (It's good, and it's out on
dvd now.)

There's a character in it drawn on Andrew Chung, you'll recognize him ;-))

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According to a Gallup poll, approximate 50% of people in the US electorate
believe in taking the Bible literally.

"God invoked biblical disasters", inspire Christian fundamentalists to
inscribe god's wrath to all sorts of contemporary disasters. A few examples
follow.

Pat Robertson attributed the Kobe Japan earthquake to Japan's trade surplus
with the United States. The tsunami which hit Indonesia was assumed to be
God's ill will. The destruction of New Orleans by hurricane Katrina was
claimed to be due to god's wrath at homosexuals (Rev. Jerry Falwell, a
prominent Republican Baptist pastor). When a town in Pennsylvania voted all
the anti-evolution people off the school board, the Reverend Pat Robertson
told people not to be surprised if the town were to be hit by a God invoked
disaster.

Would anybody with the brains that god gave an a.s, want people like this
having a say in society, politics and the raising of children?