Courtesy Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,RRX

May dear neighbours,friends, and brethern have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year and not get fooled into carrying around kitchen scales
weighing every itty bit of food as some 2PD Hucksters would have you
do.  Solution already proposed much more simple: Eat Until Devil
Ignored.  I Dr. Benton Q. Ningning pray that you will not be as clumsy
as nitwit 2PD hucksters and that you understand an omer is a unit of
volume, not weight.  625,550 bible survivors no fall into this idiot
2PD trap and survive many perilous in desert.

Now you may think some 2PD Hucksters dishonest and kooky as a rubber
giraffe in a snowstorm, but give a moment thought to poor loons who
lose credibility,job,wife,good looks,etc to pursuit of stupidity on
Usenet.  They the true heros.  Not the guy who go out put a.s on front
line war zone help civilian casualties.  Anybody can do that.  No it
require real  dedication to become international laughing stock and
still stick to idiocy by any means possible.  Nowhere you get better
deceit merchant than True Christian who wanna prove self still big by
posting imbecile while claiming stupidity direct from God via divine
yak yak between headphones.  Usually turns out nitwit got cross talk
from local taxi company tell driver to take so and so direct Heaven
Apartments, (just off New Jersy Turnpike).

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