I have decided to grant you a guide to go with you on your voyage.  The
adjutant I was going to grant you (Monkfish) has a weak constitution so I
can't send him along, plus, he talks to much and has mental issues.  We
don't
need two mentally ill people in one boat.

Mr. Shabbaz will be accompanying you across the Pacific.  A fee of 40,000
dollars will be assessed, due on 31 May, 2008.  You must also pay a fee of
25,000 dollars to me for setting this up, 15,000 dollars to Father Haskell
for
organizing religious services and prayer circles for you.  Also, the country
of
China is asking for 75,000 dollars, apparently you had some outstanding
warrants
left over from the last time you were there. *shurgs shoulders*

Mr. Shabbaz is very familiar with sea travel as he spent 4 weeks in the Navy
before being thrown out for beating up a Chaplin, he doesn't like Christians
much
as he is a Muslim.  Oh, he just got out of prison, he's been in Pelican Bay
for about
nine years.  Best to simply not speak to him, he might take it the wrong
way.

Mr Shabbaz will require a bit more space than you as he is 6'7, 340 pounds.
He will carry your boat to embarkation for you, a fee of 3,500 dollars will
be assessed as no trailors are allowed.  Best just not to bother Mr.
Shabbaz,
he'll have his own food supply so you need not worry about feeding him.  But
I wouldn't make the mistake of taking any of his food!

Time to take care of business Lt. Chung, the pandemic is brewing!  You owe
a total of 158,500 dollars so you'll need to start working immeditately, I
don't
care where it is but you'll need to stay off the net for a while and get to
work!