I have decided to grant you a guide to go with you on your voyage.  The
adjutant I was going to grant you (Monkfish) has a weak constitution so I
can't send him along, plus, he talks too much. Your guide's name is Broken
Arrow, he is an indian gentleman who was just released from prison in South
Dakota for killing a man with his bare hands.  He served 20 years so he's a
bit older but still strong as a bear.  He doesn't like Christians much but I
think his knowledge of sea travel will aid you considerably.  He is about
6'7, 330, so he won't take up much space.  Whatever you do, don't talk to
him though, he might take it the wrong way and snap.  Think of it this way,
now you'll have someone to carry your boat the 15 miles from the storage
garage to the ocean.  Well, you'll need to pay him 1,000 dollars, that's set
in stone so don't dissapoint him!

Hopefully this hindrance, or I mean, act of generosity will begin to
motivate you because I am a bit concerned.  You are spending far too much
time loafing around when you should be preparing!  You will need to drive
from Atlanta to Eagle South Dakota to meet him.  Oh, I told him he'd be
getting 40,000 dollars for his efforts, so don't forget the money when you
go up north.  Before I forget, he does get sea sick!