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World Rejoices as Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,Ddt announce Lee Kee Back From Secret Assignment
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bqningning@gmail.com - 09 Apr 2008 16:31 GMT Clever People remember I Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,Zoo write about darling wife Lee Kee Ningning (who is somewhat plain, but has first class starfish) was on secret assignment, well now she back! This open great opportunity Ningning invite good friend and 1st class usenet consult doctor Dr. Andrew B. Chung MD,PhD get together foursome maybe do round of golf. Later he entertain us weighing 2 OMER of helium on bathroom scales.
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Mike Mordant - 09 Apr 2008 16:39 GMT On Apr 9, 10:31 am, bqningn...@gmail.com wrote:
> Clever People remember I Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,Zoo write about > darling wife Lee Kee Ningning (who is somewhat plain, but has first [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > keywords:hampster,flagellation,beergut,cardiologist,nitwit,huckster,disembo died,bureaucrat,nephrology,hymen Caught it on Youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMP-CQ_bvSM That's how you know your sanctified Brother Benton!
J666 - 09 Apr 2008 18:39 GMT > ** Anti-Snake Dance ** Oh yes, it if were not for that snake, we might still be in the Garden of Eden and there would have been no reason to have a Jesus, a Holy Spirit or a Chung.
Before Exodus 16:16 and the Devine inspiration for the 2PDer, everybody ate what they wanted without regard to amount because if they were already following the 2PDer, there would not need to be instructions regarding the Omer.
I realize that I, not as Biblical scholar, but looking at it from a logical point of view will disagree with Chung and the Chung Acolytes like Pester and the Whyfish and will anxiously await their ususal and responses.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 09 Apr 2008 20:58 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/DumbSockPuppets
J666 - 09 Apr 2008 21:12 GMT Dear Andy,
Exercise can make muscles stronger and mental activity can make the mind stronger, so if I ate 2 pounds of Crisco every day, would that amount of fat in my diet make my gall bladder stronger. I could not find the answer in God's Textbook of Internal Medicine or in the Holy Spirits Textbook of Surgery or the Jesus Clinics of North America or in the New England Journal of Belief. Anyway, I would much rather rely on your discerning.
Your dear friend
Mark Owner Mark D. Sade S&M Club of Mableton Georgia where Dr. Chung serves as the Bondservant and as a latter-day disciple of the Femdoms and Fetishes.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 09 Apr 2008 21:14 GMT http://HeartMCPHD.com/Convicts/Idioticsatan
Mike Mordant - 09 Apr 2008 22:37 GMT On Apr 9, 3:14 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMCPHD.com/Convicts/Idioticsatan Is this what's it's like for you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vf8qg80aDk
J666 - 09 Apr 2008 22:51 GMT > Is this what's it's like for you? > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vf8qg80aDk With all those gyrations and movement, they must work up a good apetite which means they must be hungry which is good,or is it wonderful now, and healthy and blessed and therefore is the will of God and what the Holy Spirit wants and if do not agree, will be convicted by the Holy Spririt and listed on:
http://HolySpiritConviction.GOD
Bubba Do Wah Ditty - 09 Apr 2008 23:15 GMT Wow, is that Mr. Assy McChung? Working up his appetite, but he is anorexic and doesn't eat.
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> On Apr 9, 3:14 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vf8qg80aDk Father Haskell - 10 Apr 2008 02:06 GMT > On Apr 9, 3:14 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vf8qg80aDk Appoint one person to time the duration of seizures. If the duration exceeds five minutes, call 911.
Preventer of Work - 10 Apr 2008 02:48 GMT > http://HeartMCPHD.com/Convicts/Idioticsatan Is this the best yo can do, put a link in a post? Over and over? You are so pathetic. Whatever stops you from getting out the rope, I don't know.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 10 Apr 2008 05:17 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppet
John Locke - 10 Apr 2008 00:00 GMT >Dear Andy, > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >Surgery or the Jesus Clinics of North America or in the New England Journal >of Belief. Anyway, I would much rather rely on your discerning. If you eat two pounds of Crisco every day for a week you'll proabaly be dead. But knowing how flakey religion is, there's proabably some whakco cult somewhere that does Crisco. Ask them.
"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
J666 - 10 Apr 2008 00:17 GMT > If you eat two pounds of Crisco every day for a week > you'll proabaly be dead. But knowing how flakey religion is, there's > proabably some whakco cult somewhere that does Crisco. Ask them. Well, Chung only says 2 pounds and nothing else, so that would be consistent with his 2PD.
Crisco also makes flakey pie crust for the pie in the sky religious beliefs.
Zen Cohen - 11 Apr 2008 01:05 GMT >> If you eat two pounds of Crisco every day for a week >> you'll proabaly be dead. But knowing how flakey religion is, there's [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > consistent > with his 2PD. While Andrew is definitely a loon, he now asserts that some measure of common sense is required in deciding how to apportion those two pounds:
"Perhaps the diet requires an ounce of common sense along with the 2 pounds of food?
It does :-) However, it seems that those who choose to try the 2PD Approach have this prerequisite already."
http://heartmdphd.com/wtlossfaqs.asp
Sadly, though, he doesn't apply a measure common sense to most other matters.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 11 Apr 2008 01:31 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/DepressedSockPuppet
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