Cow Parable #11.
There stood during the reign of Jehoshaphat in the market square of
Bethel a huge bull whose use was that of seed.  And thence did the
Godly townsmen bring their cows to be made fecund for the prosperity
of Bethel and its fertile land.  And it came to pass that the
capability of the bull did become renown and that many did visit
Bethel to witness its immense thick and hard talent.

Thus it was one day that a husbandman of the land of Hebron did desire
a bestowing upon the most favourable of his cows and called unto
Clamidia (his daughter) that she might take Bessyethsheba (the cow)
unto Bethel, the bull his enripened sowing thus to unite.

Thus did Clamidia take unto herself her belongings for travel, and the
rope and stick with which to guide Bessyethsheba to Bethel.  Fourteen
days did Clamidia toil with the beast and fourteen nights did she rest
and partake only an omer of grain for the journey was long and food
was scarce.

Upon the fifteenth day did Clamidia enter the high mountains that
stood in her passage to Bethel and in therin the bull.  Higher and
higher upon the mountainside did she struggle and in her most dire and
dark moment upon the edge of a precipitous and narrow path a stranger
did appear.

"Where goest thou my child ?" asked the stranger.
"Unto Bethel and the bull therein thus to place his seed and make
Bessyethsheba fecund with calf" replied Clamidia as she struggled with
the rope.
"Cannot your father do that ?" did ask the stranger.
And did reply Clamidia, "Oh no, only the bull."

This story carry simple moral.  Anybody who follow 2PD Huckster diet
and dies before procreating will prove Darwin right!  You Good
Christian, you no want that!

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