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Cow Parable #6 courtesy Generous Amazing Dr. Benton Q. Ningning     MD,PhD,PAL

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bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 08:39 GMT
Cow Parable #6.

And it came to pass near the land of Judea that a small cow did stray
and was lost unto the desert nearby.  Cowered and wailing and gnashing
of herbivoric tooth parts did it do,for it felt afraid.  And lo there
were wolves sent unto this place by Santa, for he had heard from his
elves that not all was right with cows in general and decided unto
himself, to find out if reindeer really know how to fly.  Then in the
21st day of lossedness, did the cow generally take flight eastwards
unto and towards therefore the light of the day.  "Hallelulululiah!"
did cry the cowherders and their families and their ilk unto likening
of them, and taking out their 12-bore slings and pebbles did short
work make of the nasty nasty wolves.  Later there was much rejoicing
amongst the folk as they did dine upon small cow souffle and liver of
small cow with some fava beans and a nice Chianti fff fff fff!

This story carries a simple moral.  Anybody who follow 2PD Huckster
diet and dies before procreating will prove Darwin right!  You Good
Christian, you no want that!

Oh Dear! What do instead?  Simple!

** NOMER EATING PLAN **
How to do...
Simple! Just stay little bit hungly!
Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD!
Too rittle hungly NO GOOD!
How it work...
God give hunger
Devil say hunger bad
Eat until Devil ignored

Hally doollally loolia, now you got it !

Still waiting see youtube of 2PD Huckster weighing 2 OMER of Helium on
scales.  Mind you still waiting much discussed peer review 2PD
huckster plan still sitting on table waiting for right moment.  Oh how
Ningning laugh at that one!

NOMER EATING PLAN
Good for you cause you know it!
YOU BUY NOW!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Mar 2008 08:49 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan

is still

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan

<><

May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...

... by being hungrier:

http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD

Hunger is wonderful:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Hunger

It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.

Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.

Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy
of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! )
forever ...

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob

... gone:

http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E

Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love
the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed

"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...

... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)

Amen.

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21

A simple parable for the wise and discerning:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Parable

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be euglycemic:

http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy

Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com
A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 09:10 GMT
On Mar 25, 7:49 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
>
> is still
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan

Greetings Dr. Andrew B. Chung MD/PhD from the Admirable and Delightful
Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY.  I so happy show you wisdom of
current saying "less is more" by not posting several day then post
only 2 group, yet get immediate response from viewing public!  You
answer faster than ears of exploding easter bunny.

Anyway, thanks for free consult, I provide free of charge today only
better version of above text:

http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyBibleStudent
is still
http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyDoctor

**NOMER** Much Better Eating Plan!
2PD Huckster cry.  Ningning Laugh!
How to do...
Simple! Just stay little bit hungly!
Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD!
Too rittle hungly NO GOOD!
How it work...
God give hunger
Devil say hunger bad
Eat until Devil ignored

You Buy NOW!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Mar 2008 09:41 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Squirmingsatan

is still

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan

<><

May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...

... by being hungrier:

http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD

Hunger is wonderful:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Hunger

It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.

Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.

Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy
of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! )
forever ...

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob

... gone:

http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E

Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love
the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed

"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...

... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)

Amen.

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21

A simple parable for the wise and discerning:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Parable

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be euglycemic:

http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy

Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com
A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 09:45 GMT
On Mar 25, 8:41 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> ht
>lords.http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow

Wow! This cut paste technology sure fancy stuff, but little
repetitious you not think ?

Benton

<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan

> is still

> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan

Greetings Dr. Andrew B. Chung MD/PhD from the Admirable and Delightful
Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY.  I so happy show you wisdom of
current saying "less is more" by not posting several day then post
only 2 group, yet get immediate response from viewing public!  You
answer faster than ears of exploding easter bunny.

Anyway, thanks for free consult, I provide free of charge today only
better version of above text:

http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyBibleStudent
is still
http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyDoctor

**NOMER** Much Better Eating Plan!
2PD Huckster cry.  Ningning Laugh!
How to do...
Simple! Just stay little bit hungly!
Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD!
Too rittle hungly NO GOOD!
How it work...
God give hunger
Devil say hunger bad
Eat until Devil ignored

You Buy NOW!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Mar 2008 09:50 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Squirmingsatan
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 15:08 GMT
On Mar 25, 8:50 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<and...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Squirmingsatan
http://Nitwit2PDHuckster/cryLikeLittleGirl

Improvement!  Much shorter, easier cut and paste! Congratulation.

Attention all 2PD Nitwit Hucksters in general Mableton area.  Here is
forthcoming special pronouncement by Enthusiastic and Profound Dr.
Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,GOP:

No need look like idiot try measure weight of OMER any more!  With new
NOMER Megafantastic Eating Plan you just eat until Satan Ignored!

How to do...
Simple! Just stay little bit hungly!
Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD!
Too rittle hungly NO GOOD!
How it work...
God give hunger
Devil say hunger bad
Eat until Devil ignored

You Buy NOW!
J666 - 25 Mar 2008 16:05 GMT
Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY

I am in awe of the wisdom of your words  - your words give me
goosebumps and  take my breathe away just reading them.

On Mar 25, 2:39 am, bqningn...@gmail.com wrote:
> Cow Parable #6.
>
[quoted text clipped - 38 lines]
> Good for you cause you know it!
> YOU BUY NOW!
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 20:24 GMT
> Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY
>
> I am in awe of the wisdom of your words  - your words give me
> goosebumps and  take my breathe away just reading them.

This all in a days work for the Outstanding and Plentiful Dr. Benton
Q. Ningning MD,PhD,P2P, who (while Mrs Ningning away on secret special
assignment) looking for secretary with firm breaths ( no goosebumps
please) take down dictation as Ningning invent ever more clever ways
of laughing at nitwit 2PD Huckster.

Folks, do you find yourself occupied with the useless chore of
weighing your food before you eat it?  Well help is at hand with The
Extraordinary and Pert Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD NOMER Eating
Approach and NOMER-FU Exercise Plan.

Now you can eat and exercise at same time.  How?  Big details as soon
as Holly Boast tell me release time.

Meanwhile remember, YOU BUY NOW!
J666 - 25 Mar 2008 20:42 GMT
On Mar 25, 2:24 pm, bqningn...

> Now you can eat and exercise at same time.

Is putting more food in your fork/spoon and flexing the elbow to bring
it to your mouth, good for biceps and burning up calories?
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 21:55 GMT
> On Mar 25, 2:24 pm, bqningn...
>
>  > Now you can eat and exercise at same time.
>
> Is putting more food in your fork/spoon and flexing the elbow to bring
> it to your mouth, good for biceps and burning up calories?

Yes but its the pelvic thrust that really makes the difference.

Benton
Father Haskell - 26 Mar 2008 02:03 GMT
On Mar 25, 4:55 pm, bqningn...@gmail.com wrote:

> > On Mar 25, 2:24 pm, bqningn...
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Yes but its the pelvic thrust that really makes the difference.

I'm supposed to f.ck my supper???
J666 - 26 Mar 2008 03:48 GMT
On Mar 25, 8:03 pm, Father Haskell

 > I'm supposed to f.ck my supper???

I suppose it depends on who she is and what she is serving
Father Haskell - 26 Mar 2008 06:28 GMT
> On Mar 25, 8:03 pm, Father Haskell
>
>   > I'm supposed to f.ck my supper???
>
> I suppose it depends on who she is and what she is serving

Inga.  Herself.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 26 Mar 2008 06:36 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets

of

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Crazysatan

who remains

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan

<><

May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful
2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of
Man ...

... by being hungrier:

http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD

Hunger is wonderful:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Hunger

It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.

Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve
paid for with their and our immortal lives.

Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy
of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! )
forever ...

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob

... gone:

http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E

Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love
the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed

"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...

... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)

Amen.

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21

A simple parable for the wise and discerning:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Parable

Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier:

http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy

Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com
A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
clodderick@gmail.com - 26 Mar 2008 11:59 GMT
On Mar 26, 5:36 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets

usual old sh.t snipped.

The 2PD Clown has a lot of experience with sock puppets just count the
number of "heartdoc" socks numbnuts used.   Mind you some of those no
longer work (somebody at Google was awake).

Still, better he f.ck up here than in the real world with real
patients.

Clod
bqningning@gmail.com - 26 Mar 2008 12:19 GMT
On Mar 26, 10:59 am, clodder...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Mar 26, 5:36 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Clod

Now,now Clod, you no be so hard on poor 2PD nitwits.  It not they
fault they have compulsion do bad science bad bible study and then
brag they idiotness all over usenet.  Me, I take Jesus best idea say
"Lord forgive him for he know not how stop himself act like nitwit".

Besides watch 2PD Huckster weigh 2 OMER of Helium on youtube be really
good for laugh, and who know one day he might try.  Ningning laugh and
laugh and laugh 2PD Huckster so wrong so clumsy.  Thank God for
Laughter.

Benton
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 27 Mar 2008 03:19 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
bqningning@gmail.com - 27 Apr 2008 08:39 GMT
On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan

Wheeee !
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 27 Apr 2008 11:42 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Despairingsatan

<><

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns
bqningning@gmail.com - 28 Apr 2008 08:06 GMT
On Apr 27, 11:42 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Despairingsatan
>
> <><
>
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns

Voooom!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 28 Apr 2008 11:32 GMT
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Stupidsatan

<><

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns
J666 - 26 Mar 2008 03:51 GMT
On Mar 25, 8:03 pm, Father Haskell

> I'm supposed to f.ck my supper???

Now that could just be some cock and bull story, or perhaps cock and
cow parable would be more appropriate
 
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