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Cow Parable #6 courtesy Generous Amazing Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,PAL
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bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 08:39 GMT Cow Parable #6.
And it came to pass near the land of Judea that a small cow did stray and was lost unto the desert nearby. Cowered and wailing and gnashing of herbivoric tooth parts did it do,for it felt afraid. And lo there were wolves sent unto this place by Santa, for he had heard from his elves that not all was right with cows in general and decided unto himself, to find out if reindeer really know how to fly. Then in the 21st day of lossedness, did the cow generally take flight eastwards unto and towards therefore the light of the day. "Hallelulululiah!" did cry the cowherders and their families and their ilk unto likening of them, and taking out their 12-bore slings and pebbles did short work make of the nasty nasty wolves. Later there was much rejoicing amongst the folk as they did dine upon small cow souffle and liver of small cow with some fava beans and a nice Chianti fff fff fff!
This story carries a simple moral. Anybody who follow 2PD Huckster diet and dies before procreating will prove Darwin right! You Good Christian, you no want that!
Oh Dear! What do instead? Simple!
** NOMER EATING PLAN ** How to do... Simple! Just stay little bit hungly! Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD! Too rittle hungly NO GOOD! How it work... God give hunger Devil say hunger bad Eat until Devil ignored
Hally doollally loolia, now you got it !
Still waiting see youtube of 2PD Huckster weighing 2 OMER of Helium on scales. Mind you still waiting much discussed peer review 2PD huckster plan still sitting on table waiting for right moment. Oh how Ningning laugh at that one!
NOMER EATING PLAN Good for you cause you know it! YOU BUY NOW!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Mar 2008 08:49 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
is still
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan
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May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD
Hunger is wonderful:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Hunger
It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives.
Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! ) forever ...
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob
... gone:
http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E
Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21
A simple parable for the wise and discerning:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Parable
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be euglycemic:
http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy
Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 09:10 GMT On Mar 25, 7:49 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan > > is still > > http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan Greetings Dr. Andrew B. Chung MD/PhD from the Admirable and Delightful Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY. I so happy show you wisdom of current saying "less is more" by not posting several day then post only 2 group, yet get immediate response from viewing public! You answer faster than ears of exploding easter bunny.
Anyway, thanks for free consult, I provide free of charge today only better version of above text:
http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyBibleStudent is still http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyDoctor
**NOMER** Much Better Eating Plan! 2PD Huckster cry. Ningning Laugh! How to do... Simple! Just stay little bit hungly! Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD! Too rittle hungly NO GOOD! How it work... God give hunger Devil say hunger bad Eat until Devil ignored
You Buy NOW!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Mar 2008 09:41 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Squirmingsatan
is still
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan
<><
May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD
Hunger is wonderful:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Hunger
It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives.
Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! ) forever ...
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob
... gone:
http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E
Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21
A simple parable for the wise and discerning:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Parable
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be euglycemic:
http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy
Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 09:45 GMT On Mar 25, 8:41 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> ht >lords.http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow Wow! This cut paste technology sure fancy stuff, but little repetitious you not think ?
Benton
<heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
> is still
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan Greetings Dr. Andrew B. Chung MD/PhD from the Admirable and Delightful Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY. I so happy show you wisdom of current saying "less is more" by not posting several day then post only 2 group, yet get immediate response from viewing public! You answer faster than ears of exploding easter bunny.
Anyway, thanks for free consult, I provide free of charge today only better version of above text:
http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyBibleStudent is still http://2PDnitwitHuckster.com/clumsyDoctor
**NOMER** Much Better Eating Plan! 2PD Huckster cry. Ningning Laugh! How to do... Simple! Just stay little bit hungly! Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD! Too rittle hungly NO GOOD! How it work... God give hunger Devil say hunger bad Eat until Devil ignored
You Buy NOW!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 25 Mar 2008 09:50 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Squirmingsatan
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 15:08 GMT On Mar 25, 8:50 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <and...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Squirmingsatan http://Nitwit2PDHuckster/cryLikeLittleGirl
Improvement! Much shorter, easier cut and paste! Congratulation.
Attention all 2PD Nitwit Hucksters in general Mableton area. Here is forthcoming special pronouncement by Enthusiastic and Profound Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,GOP:
No need look like idiot try measure weight of OMER any more! With new NOMER Megafantastic Eating Plan you just eat until Satan Ignored!
How to do... Simple! Just stay little bit hungly! Stay hungly up to optimal amount of hungly. Too much hungly NO GOOD! Too rittle hungly NO GOOD! How it work... God give hunger Devil say hunger bad Eat until Devil ignored
You Buy NOW!
J666 - 25 Mar 2008 16:05 GMT Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY
I am in awe of the wisdom of your words - your words give me goosebumps and take my breathe away just reading them.
On Mar 25, 2:39 am, bqningn...@gmail.com wrote:
> Cow Parable #6. > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > Good for you cause you know it! > YOU BUY NOW! bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 20:24 GMT > Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,TTY > > I am in awe of the wisdom of your words - your words give me > goosebumps and take my breathe away just reading them. This all in a days work for the Outstanding and Plentiful Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,P2P, who (while Mrs Ningning away on secret special assignment) looking for secretary with firm breaths ( no goosebumps please) take down dictation as Ningning invent ever more clever ways of laughing at nitwit 2PD Huckster.
Folks, do you find yourself occupied with the useless chore of weighing your food before you eat it? Well help is at hand with The Extraordinary and Pert Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD NOMER Eating Approach and NOMER-FU Exercise Plan.
Now you can eat and exercise at same time. How? Big details as soon as Holly Boast tell me release time.
Meanwhile remember, YOU BUY NOW!
J666 - 25 Mar 2008 20:42 GMT On Mar 25, 2:24 pm, bqningn...
> Now you can eat and exercise at same time. Is putting more food in your fork/spoon and flexing the elbow to bring it to your mouth, good for biceps and burning up calories?
bqningning@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2008 21:55 GMT > On Mar 25, 2:24 pm, bqningn... > > > Now you can eat and exercise at same time. > > Is putting more food in your fork/spoon and flexing the elbow to bring > it to your mouth, good for biceps and burning up calories? Yes but its the pelvic thrust that really makes the difference.
Benton
Father Haskell - 26 Mar 2008 02:03 GMT On Mar 25, 4:55 pm, bqningn...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Mar 25, 2:24 pm, bqningn... > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Yes but its the pelvic thrust that really makes the difference. I'm supposed to f.ck my supper???
J666 - 26 Mar 2008 03:48 GMT On Mar 25, 8:03 pm, Father Haskell
> I'm supposed to f.ck my supper???
I suppose it depends on who she is and what she is serving
Father Haskell - 26 Mar 2008 06:28 GMT > On Mar 25, 8:03 pm, Father Haskell > > > I'm supposed to f.ck my supper??? > > I suppose it depends on who she is and what she is serving Inga. Herself.
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 26 Mar 2008 06:36 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets
of
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Crazysatan
who remains
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Doomedsatan
<><
May dear neighbors, friends, and brethren have a blessedly wonderful 2008th year since the birth of our LORD Jesus Christ as the Son of Man ...
... by being hungrier:
http://TruthRUS.org/KnowingGOD
Hunger is wonderful:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Hunger
It's how we know what GOD wants, which is what is good.
Yes, hunger is our knowledge of good versus evil that Adam and Eve paid for with their and our immortal lives.
Those who suffer from the powerful delusion predicted by the prophecy of 2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 would deny this and perish ( gone !!! ) forever ...
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyOne
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyTwo
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyThree
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/CrazyFour
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts/Bob
... gone:
http://YouTube.com/watch?v=Qb6d_z5C35E
Such will be the demise of all those who refuse to know **and** love the truth, Who is LORD Jesus Christ:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be blessed:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/BeBlessed
"Blessed are you who hunger NOW...
... for you will be satisfied." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Luke 6:21)
Amen.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Luke6_21
A simple parable for the wise and discerning:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Parable
Be hungry... be healthy... be hungrier... be healthier:
http://TheWellnessFoundation.com/BeHealthy
Prayerfully in the infinite power and might of the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <>< -- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD Lawful steward of http://EmoryCardiology.com A latter-day disciple of the KING of kings and LORD of lords. http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/DiscipleNow
clodderick@gmail.com - 26 Mar 2008 11:59 GMT On Mar 26, 5:36 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/CrazySockPuppets usual old sh.t snipped.
The 2PD Clown has a lot of experience with sock puppets just count the number of "heartdoc" socks numbnuts used. Mind you some of those no longer work (somebody at Google was awake).
Still, better he f.ck up here than in the real world with real patients.
Clod
bqningning@gmail.com - 26 Mar 2008 12:19 GMT On Mar 26, 10:59 am, clodder...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Mar 26, 5:36 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Clod Now,now Clod, you no be so hard on poor 2PD nitwits. It not they fault they have compulsion do bad science bad bible study and then brag they idiotness all over usenet. Me, I take Jesus best idea say "Lord forgive him for he know not how stop himself act like nitwit".
Besides watch 2PD Huckster weigh 2 OMER of Helium on youtube be really good for laugh, and who know one day he might try. Ningning laugh and laugh and laugh 2PD Huckster so wrong so clumsy. Thank God for Laughter.
Benton
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 27 Mar 2008 03:19 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan
bqningning@gmail.com - 27 Apr 2008 08:39 GMT On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Idioticsatan Wheeee !
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 27 Apr 2008 11:42 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Despairingsatan
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http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns
bqningning@gmail.com - 28 Apr 2008 08:06 GMT On Apr 27, 11:42 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <heartdo...@emorycardiology.com> wrote:
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Despairingsatan > > <>< > > http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns Voooom!
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD - 28 Apr 2008 11:32 GMT http://HeartMDPhD.com/Stupidsatan
<><
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/Warns
J666 - 26 Mar 2008 03:51 GMT On Mar 25, 8:03 pm, Father Haskell
> I'm supposed to f.ck my supper??? Now that could just be some cock and bull story, or perhaps cock and cow parable would be more appropriate
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