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djperry42@sbcglobal.net - 09 Apr 2008 19:04 GMT
Here's a new side effect you don't see in the literature.

I spent yesterday afternoon in the hospital getting circumcised.  I
had developed phimosis (tightening of the foreskin) brought on
probably by irritation of that area due to being bathed constantly in
urine as a result of my need for pads.  All is going well so far
although little Willie looks even more pathetic than usual what with
the bloody bandage and all.  The only real problem I have had so far
occured when I took my first pee in the recovery room restroom.  I
pointed Willie straight down into the toilet and a healthy stream shot
out at right angles.  Criminy, thought I, what did the doc do?  After
a couple of minutes cleaning up the mess on the wall and floor and
after finishing my business sitting down, a close inspection revealed
a piece of tape partially covering the urethra.  So, until the bandage
comes off, I'm sitting sort of side-saddle.  Always something.
Dave Perry
doofy - 09 Apr 2008 19:46 GMT
> Here's a new side effect you don't see in the literature.
>
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> comes off, I'm sitting sort of side-saddle.  Always something.
> Dave Perry

This is a whole new take on "white man speak with forked tongue".
I.P. Freely - 09 Apr 2008 20:55 GMT
> I
> pointed Willie straight down into the toilet and a healthy stream shot
> out at right angles.

I do that way too often without bandages. I call it "pad wad", when my
pad and snug boxer briefs confine the meat and hair into a wad which,
even when aimed, often has a mind of its own ... as though I was 16
again but in a different way and without the benefits.

I.P. Sideways
Steve Kramer - 12 Apr 2008 00:11 GMT
> Here's a new side effect you don't see in the literature.
>
> I spent yesterday afternoon in the hospital getting circumcised.

Ouch!

In the Bible, Abraham (or was it Isaac) was able to take out an entire town
by convincing all the men to get circumcised.  They were all in such pain,
they couldn't fight.  Of course, a few thousand years later, we have
opiates.

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doofy - 14 Apr 2008 17:20 GMT
>> Here's a new side effect you don't see in the literature.
>>
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> In the Bible, Abraham (or was it Isaac) was able to take out an entire town
> by convincing all the men to get circumcised.  

Hi big boy.  If you get circumcised, I'll take you out!

Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?
I.P. Freely - 15 Apr 2008 01:16 GMT
> Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?

Ask any of the 100,000,000 U.S. citizens to my right. I'll bet many of
them could quote some verse they claim condemns it.

I.P.
doofy - 15 Apr 2008 16:33 GMT
>> Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?
>
> Ask any of the 100,000,000 U.S. citizens to my right. I'll bet many of
> them could quote some verse they claim condemns it.
>
> I.P.

Love thy brother as thyself?
I.P. Freely - 15 Apr 2008 17:45 GMT
>>> Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?
>>
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>
> Love thy brother as thyself?

Ooooh, a TWOSOME: homosexuality and incest.
I like it; my brother is a looker.

I.P.
doofy - 15 Apr 2008 18:27 GMT
>>>> Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?
>>>
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> Ooooh, a TWOSOME: homosexuality and incest.
> I like it; my brother is a looker.

Somehow "keeping it in the family" just feels a bit creepy right now.
djperry42@sbcglobal.net - 15 Apr 2008 18:55 GMT
For those sufficiently endowed to screw themselves, is that
incest?  :>)

By the way, all things healing rather well exactly one week post-op.
Doc says no sex (that also includes with a partner) for six weeks post-
op.  As if....
Dave Perry

> >>>> Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?
>
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>
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doofy - 15 Apr 2008 18:57 GMT
> For those sufficiently endowed to screw themselves, is that
> incest?  :>)

No, that's envy.

> By the way, all things healing rather well exactly one week post-op.
> Doc says no sex (that also includes with a partner) for six weeks post-
> op.  As if....

Congrats.
Steve Kramer - 17 Apr 2008 11:44 GMT
>>> Here's a new side effect you don't see in the literature.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Who says homosexuality is condemned in the bible?

Huh?  I said nothing of Homosexuality.  To my knowledge, all those men were
heterosexual on both sides of the equation.
 
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