My fun days are over,
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.

time was when, on its own accord,
from my trousers , it would spring,
but now i've got a fulltime job,
to find the blasted thing.

it used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,
for every single morning,
it would stand and watch  me shave.

now, that the RP has been done,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

~ curtis

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional