Thank you Curtis! Humor is helpful.
I speak to Dr. Samadi on Friday. I'll post to the group his information, it
may be helpful to some.
Peter L
BIopsies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his male patients while he was performing their biopsies:
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{1} "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"
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{2} "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
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{3} "Can you hear me NOW?"
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{4} "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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{5} "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
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{6} "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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{7} "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
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{8} "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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{9} "If your hand doesn't fit, you must
quit!"
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{10} "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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{11} "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
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{12} "God, now I know why I am not gay."
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And the best one of all..
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{13} "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
there?"

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc

Good ones Curtis.

   Alan

Those are good.

-kh