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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / March 2007Aaargh! MAD now.
Those damn boys and my neice - Amy, were on a 'fishing' expedition for intel. Seems their afternoon was NOT spent just cleaning or buying maggots. My Buddy is to blame for this and I'm pretty mad at him. I wasn't ready for all this yet. Phone calls from relatives - the Bros and sisters I have not spoken to in ages - want to have a 'foodie' party tomorrow - Saturday, at my place. Years past, because I'm the oldest in the family - depended on who WAS at the time, we had phenomenally good parties that split into various age-groups but we'd all end up with selected sober drivers (Unpopular victims!) to drive us in the vehicular transports available to Loch Lomond. (about 12 miles away) The 'unable' were left to guard the transports while the rest of us climbed Ben Lomond (Local Mountain) and set off 'squibs' and fireworks from the summit after a party and lots of drinking at midnight. Do I WANT to do it? Of course I do - but to have face all these c.nts after years of bad-calling? It's got to be really embarassing for me. I call them bad names - time for my supposed Christianity to really express itself. I LOVE them all - really - but people who deliberately f.ck me up deserve the spears I throw. I think I realise that the 'Care' attitude has kicked in with them. AN ASIDE- The Tiger jumped up on me a few seconds past - MOST affectionate - face kisses and rubs, BIG and LOUD 'Singing' and most extraordinary 'PURRS' and kisses that he was never want to before. I tracked him once he jumped down - on our bed now - tail going like the clappers! Oh - I love the wee thing! He's wanting me to go to bed with him and have some cuddly sleep. Aw! (But maybe he's become a Poof since I got him fixed) Oh Lord! I have prepared a short pdf off the Tiger, since he first arrived at his new home until amost the present. It's mostly pictures. If anyone wants to see Tiger - let me know - I'll email it. The best photo is his cheeky attitude to me when I'd left a breakfast to attend to the postman and he ate the yolk from my poached egg. His pose of innocent defiance is amazing. Anyway, now the boys are back and looking sheepish and offering beers. Hmmmm. The damage is done. OK - gimme a Bud. Intrepidation and expectation now the name of the game. A very nervous - Hughie, at twenty past ten on saturday night. God Bless everyone - as I rush for the late night meds. > A very nervous - Hughie, at twenty past ten on saturday night. It's still FRIDAY Hey Hugh, . > > Of course I do - but to have face all these c.nts -- Then why do you spend all your time with a pussy??? My husband is allergic. Maybe that's why he reads good books. ============================================== **Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate**. Ambrose Bierce =============================================== Marriage Funnies One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ************* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. -- from aus.jokes _________________ FYI: This is not a public loo. For that, go to alt.angry.men. You really are a total HOOT! as well as being exceptionally funny - and - a well educated woman, Hats off several times. Maybe I should have met and married YOU at some point in between - I can just imagine you blunting the damn fishing hooks, making me feel guilty about my daft weekends away - and then realising WHY I divorced the last ones - you'd fall into the same category too. - OUT! Shame - but all that apart - You're an OK person in my book. > Hey Hugh, > . >> > Of course I do - but to have face all these c.nts -- > > Then why do you spend all your time with a pussy??? Puss is a Guy and NOT a 'pussy' > My husband is allergic. Maybe that's why he reads good books. Allergic to YOU? - Hard to believe. With a woman like You, I'd not have got in this mess to start with. (Or died from exertion already!) THAT is meant in the most complimentary way and NOT crude) Someone who has so much care and love to give, would be worth knocking yourself out for. > ============================================== > **Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > FYI: This is not a public loo. For that, go to alt.angry.men. Dear Hughie, On Mar 5, 4:29�pm, "Hugh Kearnley" <hughkearn...@btinternet.com> wrote: > You really are a total HOOT! Well, it takes one HOOT to know another, doesn't it? > as well as being exceptionally funny - I must have some Scottish blood in me. You know, they recently had a competition for the World's Funniest People and the Scots won. And I don't know if they were even trying for it. :-)) > and - a well educated woman, Maybe, but I'd rather know how to sing and play the organ. Music is the *Express train* to the Soul, isn't it, Hughie? Too bad I married a man who can't carry a tune. Maybe I'll have one in the next life -- well, unless this one expires soon. Or come to think about it, maybe I can force the issue. What exactly can you sing, Hughie? > Hats off several times. And you have a bonnie day, Laddie. > Maybe I should have met and married YOU Great, now you tell me. The wedding dress has gotten moldy. > at some point in between You mean as a bridge between two wives? >- I can just imagine you blunting the damn fishing hooks Depends what you were trying to net. Fish, that would be OK. > making me feel guilty about my daft weekends away -- No, I'd probably send *you* away for weekends. I like people, but in moderation. > and then realising WHY I divorced the last ones - you'd fall into the same > category too. - OUT! But not before I'd take it all, even your Piggy Bank. > Shame - but all that apart - You're an OK person in my book, "Callalily" And you're a big, sweet glob of whipped cream, Hughie. ____________________________________________________________ <lfc...@aol.com> wrote in message [Hugh wrote] > My husband is allergic. Allergic to YOU? - Hard to believe > No. He's allergic to *cats*, Bro. I know a woman who threw out her new husband for that reason. Because the cat had been there first. Now I wonder what you would do, Hughie, if you were in love with the perfect woman, but she didn't like Tiger? With a woman like You, I'd not have got in this mess to start with. > You'd be in a worse one. > (Or died from exertion already!) THAT is meant in the most complimentary way and NOT crude) Now why would any red-blooded woman take that otherwise. > Someone who has so much care and love to give, would be worth knocking yourself out for. No need. I'll settle for a song. How about it? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hughie, I've been wondering why you have those deer antlers on the wall. I think my husband is very good-looking, but I take *pictures* of him, y'know? Husb. went out the other day in his leather jacket, and a woman ran over to him and screamed: "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" So he said to her, "Ma'am, I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you, too". It's freezing out here today. Feels like Canada. I've been getting some nice letters from folks out there recently. Was just wondering, how do people write with frostbitten hands?? Big Hug to Hugh, and a kiss for Tiger. (Where are the photos?) Leah Leah wrote: > It's freezing out here today. Feels like Canada. 80F here Monday. Similar expected today. <g> > It's freezing out here today. Feels like Canada. I've been getting > some nice letters from folks out there recently. Was just wondering, > how do people write with frostbitten hands?? It's hard to type with mitts on, but pretty soon the igloo will be melting. J >> It's freezing out here today. Feels like Canada. I've been getting >> some nice letters from folks out there recently. Was just wondering, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > melting. > J Snicker!! Try typing holding chopsticks with your mittens. Makes it a bit easier. LOL. Bloody cold up here today. (memo to self......tell Leah that we are "UP here", not OUT there.....there are only UFO's "out there") <eg> Back to chopping wood for the *central heating box stove*.....sigh. H On Mar 2, 4:23 pm, "Hugh Kearnley" <hughkearn...@btinternet.com> wrote: > Anyway, now the boys are back and looking sheepish and offering beers. > Hmmmm. > The damage is done. OK - gimme a Bud. "A BUD! fer Keerisakes! You are in the land of beer and ale heaven and you're pie holeing Buds? I was thinking of coming and visiting you (from Chicago) but I'm reconsidering now. :>) WhiteSoxFan |
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