Dear Chief,

Here's a joke for a fire chief:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Help me! My penis is burning"

The doc replies:  "Relax. That just means somebody is talking about
it".

That's the standard version.  But I prefer mine:

Patient:  "Doc, help me. My penis is burning!"

Doctor:   "Well, why are you bothering me.  Call the Fire Dep't". :-)

[Ever get any emergencies like that?]

Had a productive day today:  learned 2 new words, Fidonet and
tagline.  (But I really don't get Fidonet.)  If you say you were using
these taglines decades ago, I would imagine we Americans invented
them.  It figures, Yankee ingenuity.

I found some websites where they have collections of these
"taglines".  I like puns, so I will have a second look.j

Leah