Hello--
Today we got an envelope from my husb's surgeon. He hadn't written in
a while so I wondered what it might be. I thought maybe a birthday
card...
Turned out it was a one-year "Quality of Life" survey.
Once it might have struck me as odd that fully 50% of one's QOL had to
do with -- uh-- micturating.
I said to myself, "Wouldn't it be nice if They got paid only after You
filled out the Quality of Life survey to Your satisfaction. You know
like, "Fee will be held in an escrow account until such time as Patient
authorizes payment, etc."
Some of us know that the only one who gets an erection after surgery is
the surgeon.
At least Dr. T has a conscience. After he snipped my husband he said
to me, "I'm exhausted, I'm starving, but first of all I'm going to go
to the chapel."
Leah
NICK - 07 Oct 2006 06:55 GMT
Leah wrote:
> Once it might have struck me as odd that fully 50% of one's
> QOL had to do with -- uh-- micturating.
You sent me to my wife's medical books with that word. <g>
NEVER, never, never seen it before.
Claude - 07 Oct 2006 13:22 GMT
> Leah wrote:
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> NEVER, never, never seen it before.
Same here. Thought I had seen it before involving producing breast milk.
Guess I was really wrong there.
dave481 - 09 Oct 2006 13:47 GMT
> > Leah wrote:
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> Same here. Thought I had seen it before involving producing breast milk.
> Guess I was really wrong there.
I don't have a medical book...what does micturatuing mean?
tchtic@yahoo.com - 09 Oct 2006 14:04 GMT
> I don't have a medical book...what does micturatuing mean?
It means pee'ing. I found it on www.wikipedia.com.
Here's my 2 year post-Rad update. Still got some stinging or mild
burning when I pee big.
Also have some weird urgency. While I can drink 20-30 ounces of water
and sleep through the night, when I get up in the morning, I REALLY
have to go.
A couple times I was scattering pee as I got to the bathroom.
-kh
I.P. Freely - 09 Oct 2006 17:59 GMT
>> I don't have a medical book...what does micturatuing mean?
>
> It means pee'ing. I found it on www.wikipedia.com.
Guys, you've GOT to get used to Google. Type ANY word into it and you
WILL get a few (thousand) hits.
I.P.
Alan Meyer - 09 Oct 2006 23:48 GMT
> ...
> At least Dr. T has a conscience. After he snipped my husband he said
> to me, "I'm exhausted, I'm starving, but first of all I'm going to go
> to the chapel."
> ...
There is a wonderful novel by Nevil Shute, published in 1951,
entitled _Round the Bend_.
In one scene, a very wise engine mechanic, thought to
be a holy man by the men who work for him, is giving a
lecture on engine overhaul to the middle eastern mechanics
who work in his shop.
He tells them to do this, then do that, then do the rest, and
then he says something like:
"... then stop and close your eyes for one minute and reflect.
God will place into your heart the knowledge of whether or
not you have done it right."
I'm not a religious man myself, and I suspect that the
knowledge that comes to someone in this way is not from
a supernatural source. But I do believe it's a good method
for doing things right.
I hope that all doctors consult their conscience, or their
God, when they perform a serious operation and truly
reflect on whether they are doing the best they can for
their patients.
Alan
Steve Jordan - 11 Oct 2006 21:34 GMT
On October 6, callalily wrote, in pertinent part:
> Once it might have struck me as odd that fully 50% of one's QOL had to
> do with -- uh-- micturating.
>
Urinating.
I have finally dredged up from my junkyard-mind an instance of actual
use of the word in conversation. Well, argument, actually.
Authors William F. Buckley (he of the awesome vocabulary) and Gore Vidal
were guests on a network program covering a political convention. I
disremember which party and network.
They got into quite a verbal fight. WFB referred to Vidal as
"retro-micturating." Hee hee.
Regards,
Steve J