Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him,
"George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the
whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks. Mahmud replies, "ALLAH IS
GOD, GOD IS ALLAH."
Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called. Last night I
had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
flew an enormous banner."
"What could you see on the banners?" Mahmud asks.
Bush replies, "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew.

Save that one, Al.  I fear it will still be a good joke in the NEXT
millenium.

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I'm not surprised, he can't even read English.

Cheers         Lee O.