Top Ten Slogans Being Considered By Viagra

 10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzzzzz up!"
 9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.
 8. Viagra, like a rock.
 7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
 6. Viagra, be all that you can be
 5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.
 4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
 3. Viagra, tastes great... more filling
 2. Viagra, we bring good things to life.
 ~~~~~ And the number one slogan is: ~~~~~
 1. This is your thingy... this is your thingy on drugs. Any questions?
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