There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at
The
Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at
8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The
Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up, putting
the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he
should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor. When
they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's
all over
the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The
2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he
says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
          

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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