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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / April 2006some humor 4/11
Brokeback Mountain > A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the > doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and > says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The > cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can > I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of > spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in > hot Sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of > Grapenuts Cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The > cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, > Doc?" The doctor says, "No, but it should leave you with a better > understanding of what your a.s is for." j. Dave, I can't believe you got away with this. One time whitesox put a mild little one liner in his post that mentioned a jewish mother in law or something, and started about 50 posts. His dx was lost in that one.... This one is a lot meaner. Funny, but mean. Anyway, glad to see your sense of humor survived intact. How are you feeling? laurel > Brokeback Mountain > > A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > j. > Dave, > I can't believe you got away with this. One time whitesox put a mild [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> >>j. it will be 5 months since my brachytherapy, next week. I feel fine. Only problem now is short time between notice I have to pee and peeing. Otherwise feel great, starting exercising, will be back on bicyle this week. Plan to ride the hotter n hell hundred at end of August. BTW, I use a recumbent bicycle. thanks for asking. and you? j. >> Dave, >> I can't believe you got away with this. One time whitesox put a mild [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > j. btw not dave. j. > > it will be 5 months since my brachytherapy, next week. > > I feel fine. > > Only problem now is short time between notice I have to pee and peeing. > > Otherwise feel great, starting exercising, will be back on bicyle this > > week. > > Plan to ride the hotter n hell hundred at end of August. Where is that? > > BTW, I use a recumbent bicycle. > > thanks for asking. > btw not dave. oops. ;) That's ok Laurel. Easy mistake. It was a very, very, funny joke. I'm still laughing. And for future reference, with no offense to to "you smiled" or "j." I'm sort of an old fashioned, gentleman cowboy, and don't tell that type of joke in mixed company. However, I did not take offense and DO love to laugh. So in that spirit, Thanks, You Smiled.....j.? or whomever.....LOL > That's ok Laurel. Easy mistake. It was a very, very, funny joke. I'm > still laughing. And for future reference, with no offense to to "you > smiled" or "j." I'm sort of an old fashioned, gentleman cowboy, and > don't tell that type of joke in mixed company. However, I did not take > offense and DO love to laugh. So in that spirit, Thanks, You > Smiled.....j.? or whomever.....LOL If readers understand a joke which isn't blatantly descriptive they have no right to be offended. I just wish I could remember the list of 'medications' :-( Mary > If readers understand a joke which isn't blatantly descriptive they have no > right to be offended. Brokeback Mountain is a US movie that has gay cowboys, as I understand it. Probably better known on this side of the ocean. > I just wish I could remember the list of 'medications' :-( What list of medications? How did your husband's testing come out? best regards, laurel >> If readers understand a joke which isn't blatantly descriptive they have >> no >> right to be offended. > > Brokeback Mountain is a US movie that has gay cowboys, as I understand > it. Probably better known on this side of the ocean. I think I've heard of it but we haven't a tv and don't go to the pictures. Movies :-) >> I just wish I could remember the list of 'medications' :-( > > What list of medications? e.g. Grape Nuts (My everyday breakfast - I didn't know it had laxative properties!) is the only element I can remember.I could look back ... > How did your husband's testing come out? <sigh> Still hasn't had results. He had a pre-assessment for a core biopsy last week. No idea when the biopsy will happen:-( However, apparently there was no evidence of cancer in my endometrium, I have a clinic appointment next week. But I've made progress by being pushy, he won't ... :-( Thanks for asking, Mary |
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