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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / March 2006weekend humor - for a remake of the songs of the 60's.....
Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate again baby boomers. ! They include: Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I W as Havin' a Flash. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations -- Papa! 's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba -- Denture Queen. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional "Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so." http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc curtis, those are a hoot!!! I needed that. My CT''s and bone scans came back clean. Thurs day they're gonna take the prostate and colon cancer out. I'll be beginning the journey that so many of you good men have traveled before me. Oddly, I really haven't been frightened, just anxious. My uro gave me some valium, viagra, and ambien. Told me to calm down, get laid, and get some sleep. things would be different after thursday. Thanks guys ans God Bless David > My uro gave me some valium, viagra, and ambien. Told me to > calm down, get laid, and get some sleep. things would be different > after thursday. This is certainly early to discuss it, but impotence is far from guaranteed. I had both nerves cut out and, though it was 2½ years later, eventually began having erections on my own. David, Getting laid is great advise. Before my RRP I was upset enough that I wasn't thinking much about sex. Do you and your partner a favor and do it as much as you can. I am sorry I didn't. You Doc seems to be on top of the situation. Roger From Maryland RRP @ age 58 on OCT 17, 2000 one nerve spared <daave481@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1141388453.503844.169440@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > curtis, those are a hoot!!! I needed that. My CT''s and bone scans > came back clean. Thurs day they're gonna take the prostate and colon [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Thanks guys ans God Bless > David > David, > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> Thanks guys ans God Bless >> David I suggested that to my wife prior to going in for the bypass, her response was " Later, you're not going to die on top of me." :)) Tom Awesome Curtis!!!! > Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics > to accommodate again baby boomers. ! [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so." > http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc awesome! awesome! Just what the doctor ordered. Made my evening. |
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