A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is
attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man
with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his rear while he
is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been canceled.

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional    
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
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