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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / February 2006Ok, guys ... how do these pad thingies work?
My didies are staying dry enough even during 3-4-hour gym workouts that I tried a pad in some jockey shorts ... fortunately not at the gym. Seems that my windshield wiper blade is longer than the windshield is wide, so to speak, so if I'm pointing east or west rather than north or south, I may as well not be wearing the pad. Now that my toad's lost his compass, he don't know east from north, and just follows the lead of my dog, who rides with his head out the window, slobbering down the side of the car. What's the cure ... blue jeans rather than khakis, three pairs of jockey shorts, leave the dog at home (not an option; he may not hunt any more, but he's still good company), or just stick to diapers (which has other connotations I'd rather not delve into)? I.P. > My didies are staying dry enough even during 3-4-hour gym workouts that I > tried a pad in some jockey shorts ... fortunately not at the gym. Seems that [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I.P. I tried the pads, sanitary napkins, and found the same problem. I have a solution, if you don't have serious leakage, that is to take some toilet paper and make a pad to fit your wienie, custom, as it were. It is cheaper, can be replaced after each urination or as needed, and you never run out, and in my experience works better. j. Oh, I.P....you're such a kidder. :-) As the creator of the 'wet cat'...I would think that if your 'wiper blade' is a little longer than your windshield...you CAN use toilet paper...but maybe Depends (or generic) Guards would be a good choice as well. They are like the 'meaty' portion of the Depends...without the rest of them. It would fit in the jockeys and cover your trouser snake. (a laugh riot :-) even if it moved a bit. I just HAD to post this. :-) Ron B. Chicago > My didies are staying dry enough even during 3-4-hour gym workouts that I > tried a pad in some jockey shorts ... fortunately not at the gym. Seems that [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I.P. Depends pads and point it south..... "Sandy K." suggests > Depends pads and point it south..... I did, but for different reasons than when I was 18, it has a mind of its own. I.P. All my adult life I was assured "size doesn't matter." Now it appears it does. Maybe you need one of those feminine "wing" things. Or, you could be like the rich Texas oil man whose new lady friend told him she wouldn't go to bed with him unless he had a 10-inch "dog." He told her he was pretty sure his doc could cut it down to any size she wanted. :) Dave (neatly tucked into his pad) Perry > My didies are staying dry enough even during 3-4-hour gym workouts that I > tried a pad in some jockey shorts ... fortunately not at the gym. Seems that [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I.P. > All my adult life I was assured "size doesn't matter." Now it appears > it does. Maybe you need one of those feminine "wing" things. Or, you > could be like the rich Texas oil man whose new lady friend told him she > wouldn't go to bed with him unless he had a 10-inch "dog." He told her > he was pretty sure his doc could cut it down to any size she wanted. My pads are just 3" wide, and my dog .... er, puppy ... doesn't need much head start to reach the end of his 1.5" leash and peer outside his doghouse to pee on the ground. Maybe a lead weight would train him to always head south (especially now that he has no inclination to wander north on his own), but, MAN, he gets tired of hunkering down in the south end of the dog house. I sometimes can hardly (no pun there, alas) find him in the corner, let alone find his nose and get him pointed where he needs to point. He seems quite willing to assume the shape of his corner of the dog house -- quite a change from when he was 18 -- and the roomier dog house available in a diaper lets him sleep more easily and still be of use to me when my bladder kicks him out of the house. And a word of encouragement for the ladies lurking in this thread: I've just recently began going to the gym lately, where I hadn't been in 45 years. I didn't realize how many guys just waltz all over the locker room wearing nothing but a watch. You would (might?) be amazed how common the diminutive sizes we talk about here are when there's no lady around to alter our blood flow. it's still surprising how effective hydraulics can be, and I'm just DAMNED glad we see no evidence of that in the gym. (I don't live in San Francisco.) Hell, I wear size 13 shoes! I.P. IP, Dave, Sandy, Ron, etc. The ActiCuf will address some of the concerns mentioned above: (1) This product is discreet. It will be undetectable under your clothes. (Khakis, jeans, etc.) (2) It provides protection regardless of where you are pointing (see above for context). (3) It is easy to change -- you can change it at the urinal and carry an extra one in your shirt pocket. If you have slight to moderate urinary incontinence, let me send each of you a sample pack of the ActiCuf to try. Send me your address in an e-mail or call the office at 877-488-4379. - Sam ActiCuf Web Site: http://www.gturological.com Thanks to you guys for providing me some early morning humor. As I figure out what to wear for my post RP periodic dribbles. I think I have a wiper problem too. > ... > And a word of encouragement for the ladies lurking in this thread: I've [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > alter our blood flow. > I.P. It could be that "the diminutive sizes we talk about here" are simply reality. My wife says guys always mis-read a ruler! (g) alex > It could be that "the diminutive sizes we talk about here" are simply > reality. > My wife says guys always mis-read a ruler! (g) The metric system's to blame. No one told us our penises converted to centimeters. I.P. >> It could be that "the diminutive sizes we talk about here" are simply >> reality. >> My wife says guys always mis-read a ruler! (g) > > The metric system's to blame. No one told us our penises converted to > centimeters. Hey, you should be happy about metric. The much-vaunted 6 inches converts to 15 centimeters. Now that's impressive if one doesn't check to see if it is inches or cm's, lol!! Heather "Heather" > > Hey, you should be happy about metric. The much-vaunted 6 inches converts > to 15 centimeters. Now that's impressive if one doesn't check to see if > it is inches or cm's, lol!! The problem is that all along we assumd the "6" on the scale WAS inches, rather than cm. So all those years we Yanks ran around claiming 6" it was really 2.36" ... eh? I.P. > "Heather" > >> Hey, you should be happy about metric. The much-vaunted 6 inches [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > inches, rather than cm. So all those years we Yanks ran around > claiming 6" it was really 2.36" ... eh? Not going to touch that one, lol. But we women have always known better!! (VBG) Figgs |
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