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AMEN - 31 Dec 2005 23:53 GMT What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email?
If you have every wanted to write to God here is your chance.
Let God know how you really feel.
ABOUT THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE THE STATE OF THE WORLD THE WAR RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES ABORTION CHINESE FOOD YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
Or any other topic you feel you need to discuss with God.
Write an email to God today at:
DearGod@sbcglobal.net
I.P. Freely - 01 Jan 2006 00:20 GMT Watch out, folks -- I'll bet you a bucket of spam that this is just like all those prize drawings you are asked to sign up for at public events: address harvesters.
I.P.
Clarence Crow - 01 Jan 2006 01:44 GMT >Watch out, folks -- I'll bet you a bucket of spam that this is just like all >those prize drawings you are asked to sign up for at public events: address >harvesters. I was thinking CHINESE FOOD lol.
-- Reader to complete... -- Please reply to this ng as my email adress is fake:
-- Regards
-- CC
DonC - 01 Jan 2006 02:04 GMT > What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > DearGod@sbcglobal.net Gosh! I thought God was everywhere. That he could hear my prayers. Even read my mind. Send an email?? Does anyone really believe God reserves time to read his daily email? And I thought I had this all figured out : (
Mary Fisher - 01 Jan 2006 20:08 GMT > Gosh! I thought God was everywhere. That he could hear my prayers. Even > read my mind. Send an email?? Does anyone really believe God reserves > time to read his daily email? And I thought I had this all figured out > : ( If I were you I'd talk to God about it.
Mary
Ron B - 01 Jan 2006 22:49 GMT Hmmmm.
I can't comment on this but I DO wonder what type of computer God might have.
Considering the trouble it caused BEFORE...I'm guessing that it wouldn't be an APPLE.
Whaddaya think?
Ron B.
Chicago
c palmer - 02 Jan 2006 01:23 GMT From: Gimel@webtv.net (Ron B) Hmmmm.
I can't comment on this but I DO wonder what type of computer God might have. Considering the trouble it caused BEFORE...I'm guessing that it wouldn't be an APPLE.
Whaddaya think? Ron B. Chicago ========
hi ron - when i "talked" with god the last time, god said that the apple left a bad taste in his mouth and also that had a bad experience with it.......
but i wouldn't want to "rib" you......
:) ~ curtis
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I.P. Freely - 02 Jan 2006 03:11 GMT "Ron B" wrote>
> I can't comment on this but I DO wonder what type of computer God might > have. > Whaddaya think? I think God has a Dell, judging by how often I invoke His name when trying to use mine. Those 120 hours I've spent trying to fix it since Dec 20 haven't done a lot of good. For example, I'll be amazed if this posts at 7:12 PM U.S. West Coast time.
I.P.
Alex - 03 Jan 2006 03:12 GMT > "Ron B" wrote> >> I can't comment on this but I DO wonder what type of computer God might [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > I.P. I think I.P. is onto something. I recently got a Dell, and find that I now spend a lot of time uttering lamentations to the East. (OK, it's Bombay, not Jerusalem, but maybe I've been trained to e-mail the wrong Deity.)
Alex
Steve Kramer - 03 Jan 2006 11:01 GMT I used to try to email God, but they always got daemoned.
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>> "Ron B" wrote> >>> I can't comment on this but I DO wonder what type of computer God might [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Alex Steve Jordan - 03 Jan 2006 16:39 GMT Alex and several others have written about their experiences with PCs, especially Dells.
One word of advice: Apple.
Regards,
Steve J
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." --Joseph Campbell
I.P. Freely - 03 Jan 2006 18:44 GMT > One word of advice: Apple. But how do we cut through the "Ford vs Chevy" BS and determine whether Apple is ACTUALLY far more stable? Have you seen any sound, impartial, support for that claim? I'm days from committing to spending as much on a PC as my new 1965 GTO cost me, and I'd very much like some non-anecdotal evidence that Macs are significantly more stable than PCs.
(Sure, this is OT, but I think the topic implies that, so adding "OT" to the topic would be redundant.)
I understand that Macs integrate their hw and sw from the ground up, while Windows just creates an artificial, virtual shell to hide the fact that it's a wolf wearing a sheepskin emulation. I know Macs are inherently better with graphics; my time in the magazine industry verified that. And I know painfully well what POS my two Dell Windows machines have been and what incredibly, criminally, infuriatingly, abominable service Dell provides. And my 1992 Mac still flat SINGS. But that's anecdotal.
Can anyone point me to some large-scale facts in time to stop me from making yet another computer purchase fiasco? (Don't sing me the "Mac sw is so limited" song; I just want stability. Everything else is just icing on the cake.)
I.P.
Steve Kramer - 05 Jan 2006 00:23 GMT I know you don't like anecdotal evidence, but I have been using PCs since 1981. Then, I was "appointed" to the position of IT expert for about 5 years. I have used TRS-DOS on Tandy PC, DOS and Windows on PCs, and Macs. I set up LANs with PCs and Macs and I instructed executives in the use of PCs and high schoolers and grandparents in the use of Macs.
My opinion is Macs are far more stable. However, I use a PC and will not likely change in this lifetime. Macs are just too limited in their applications.
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>> One word of advice: Apple. > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > I.P. I.P. Freely - 05 Jan 2006 01:50 GMT > I use a PC and will not likely change in this lifetime. Macs are just too > limited in their applications. That's why I bought my first Dell (to replace my 1992 Mac); I wanted to run Dragon speech recognition sw on my computer, and Mac didn't host it yet. That expensive sw still sits on my closet shelf, unopened, because I figured that a PC that won't run an HP printer, a Canon scanner, or Outlook Express sure as hell isn't going to run demanding speech recognition sw.
> My opinion is Macs are far more stable. That's the conclusion I'm leaning towards, even though my old Mac used to freeze fairly often. My sw demands could be handled just fine by even that old Mac if it weren't too slow for today's internet. It boots in 15-20 seconds rather than many minutes, but I have to wind its spring REALLY tight to keep up with a dial-up connection.
I.P.
Tom Cular - 05 Jan 2006 11:33 GMT More anecdotal chatter, the co.I work for has 100 +/- Dell laptops that are virtually problem free except for the occasional user caused problems. They are not consumer line machines and support is in English, on the other hand, my sister purchased a consumer line Dell laptop that should be used for a doorstop.
Last week a professor at a local comunity college was removed as director of the college newspaper for her failure to keep up with technology. She refused to allow anything but a Apple to be used with the papers operation. Yes, she's tenured and continues to teach.
Tom
>> I use a PC and will not likely change in this lifetime. Macs are just >> too limited in their applications. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > I.P. Alex - 03 Jan 2006 23:55 GMT > Alex and several others have written about their experiences with PCs, > especially Dells. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Steve J Steve, you Apple people just don't understand the hidden medical benefit of owning a Windows PC. Permit me to explain.
My mother, now almost 98, has a razor-sharp mind and memory. She and I are convinced it is because she was an avid bridge player for most of her life, exercising her brain.
I never learned to play bridge, unfortunately. But I figure that the hour or two I spend each week trying to untangle problems with Windows XP is ample stimulation for those synapses and grey cells. I know it's working, because when I am really frustrated I can feel the hot blood pounding in my skull. (g)
Alex
Steve Jordan - 04 Jan 2006 00:34 GMT On January 3, Alex replied to me, in pertinent part:
> Steve, you Apple people just don't understand the hidden medical > benefit of owning a Windows PC. Permit me to explain. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > (g) > Hee hee, well done!
Regards,
Steve J
"Be respectful to your superiors. If you have any." -- Mark Twain, "Advice to Youth"
> Alex > > Mary Fisher - 04 Jan 2006 11:09 GMT >> Alex and several others have written about their experiences with PCs, >> especially Dells. [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > because when I am really frustrated I can feel the hot blood pounding in > my skull. (g) That must mean that Apples are for simpletons with no memory.
I'm not going to admit to that.
Mary
> Alex Lorelei - 06 Jan 2006 21:59 GMT I'd ask why my life has been filled with pain and death. What is His purpose for my suffering and my children's and spouses' suffering.
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Brian - 06 Jan 2006 23:19 GMT > I'd ask why my life has been filled with pain and death. What is His > purpose for my suffering and my children's and spouses' suffering. To help us grasp what He has done, is doing, and will continue to do. We can learn to walk the middle of the straight and narrow, without learning compassion.
"though I give ... and have not charity, I am nothing".
It's not the dollars that make sense, it's the caring-until-it-hurts that cures all hurts.
I.P. Freely - 06 Jan 2006 23:50 GMT > I'd ask why my life has been filled with pain and death. What is His > purpose for my suffering and my children's and spouses' suffering. If I thought my God was CAUSING my suffering, I'd pick a different god or at least a different messenger. One of the things that repels me from some religions is their insistence that people will go to hell for spitting on the sidewalk (or even being a member of any other church). I wanted a POSITIVE religion that can lift me up when I need it, not a negative, fire and brimstone one that constantly harasses me and kicks me in the teeth occasionally just to remind me it can.
You've had some MAJOR bad luck. Maybe a different religion can help you over it now and if you ever need it again.
I.P.
Justin Case - 07 Jan 2006 23:07 GMT : I'd ask why my life has been filled with pain and death. What is His purpose : for my suffering and my children's and spouses' suffering. Lori, your question has been asked over and over again since the beginning of recorded history. Most Bible scholars believe that the Old Testament of Job is the oldest one in the Canon, and Job was asking the same thing of God. As readers of this ancient book we are "let in" on what's happening, but Job does not know; it being a test of faith as Satan is permitted to devastate Job's life and the lives of his family because he (Satan) contends that Job is only godly and prosperous because God has chosen to favor him.
Pat Robertson might tell you (sarcasm here!) but I will not. The fact is that we live in a sinful world and all people, the good and the bad, the rich and the poor , the uneducated and the intellectual; all people suffer and are blessed for reasons that are often beyond our understanding.
For C. S. Lewis, the most renowned and scholarly English Christian writer-speaker of the 20th century, called by some "The apostle to the skeptics," this problem was the last hurdle to overcome before abandoning atheism for Christianity. The final question for Lewis (and for just about all of us) is this:
(1) Christians maintain that God is good and God is all-powerful. (2) If God is good, he should like to see his people happy. (3) If God is all-powerful, he could achieve his goal. (4) But as I look around, people are not all happy, (5) Therefore, God is not good or God is not all-powerful.
The question will never be answered to your or my total satisfaction in this life. I recommend highly to anyone willing to devote some time and study Lewis's book "Mere Christianity," which has been of help to others, including my wife and myself.
I'm afraid I have written too much. I hope you are still reading. And I promise to remember you and your family in prayer as you come to mind. Like right now.
Ken Bland
Slightly Unsure - 08 Jan 2006 21:02 GMT > : I'd ask why my life has been filled with pain and death. What is His > purpose > : for my suffering and my children's and spouses' suffering. The same thing that I intend to say when I die if I am confronted by God:
"Hi mate. How's it going?"
You never want to introduce me to the self important and expect me to fall under their spell. I can be embarrassing in such moments. Yes, I have talked to TV stars out on the street before (not known outside of Australia, NZ, UK and Europe but nevertheless known inside that sphere) and talked to them the same way their family would talk to them - the same family who knew them when they were nobodies - and one even told me that he appreciated that I did that. He got sick and tired of being treated with reverence or fear and he certainly didn't like having to duck around corners to get away from people. I told him "Just act the way towards them that you want them to act towards you" and he thought that was a good idea. Wonder if he does? :)
I suspect that God would be amused by my irreverence. It isn't that I would think God is less important or something. It isn't that I think God has something to prove. It is that I want to be treated that way so I would treat God that way.
BTW, all the above I just typed means nothing to those who are agnostic or an atheist. :)
Steve Kramer - 10 Jan 2006 00:26 GMT > You never want to introduce me to the self important and expect me to fall > under their spell. I can be embarrassing in such moments. Yes, I have [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > has something to prove. It is that I want to be treated that way so I > would treat God that way. I have met some VIPs who acted like they were VIPs and I had no problem talking with them and even chiding them. I would take a .45 in the cranium before bowing to their persona of themselves.
Conversely, I have met some very important people who treated me or others exceptionally well, and I have become tongue-tied and walked away proud that he or she spoke to me and slapping my head for not coming up with something more witty in response.
But, God? I would probably fall to the ground on my belly, cover my eyes and cry like a baby.
Justin Case - 10 Jan 2006 22:54 GMT <Much deleted>
: But, God? I would probably fall to the ground on my belly, cover my eyes : and cry like a baby. I agree with you entirely. My response to anyone who would display arrogance before God would be, "No, you wouldn't say anything. You wouldn't be able to. You would be absolutely silent."
Ken Bland
I.P. Freely - 11 Jan 2006 01:25 GMT "Justin Case" wrote "No, you wouldn't say anything. You wouldn't
> be able to. You would be absolutely silent." I'm quite sure I'd be glad I was wearing my diapers.
I.P.
Ron B - 11 Jan 2006 15:13 GMT When faced with the prospect of meeting God...I.P. wrote:
"I'm quite sure I'd be glad I was wearing my diapers."
Since we don't use sound...maybe a nice
<rimshot> next to the cute line would suffice.
:-) Ron B.
Chicago
Mary Fisher - 11 Jan 2006 10:55 GMT > <Much deleted> > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > wouldn't > be able to. You would be absolutely silent." How would you know it was God?
Mary
> Ken Bland Justin Case - 11 Jan 2006 21:51 GMT :
: > <Much deleted> : > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] : > : > Ken Bland God is the one I expect to meet and welcome me to heaven as his adopted child. I believe I'll know a lot of things after I die.
Ken Bland
Mary Fisher - 11 Jan 2006 22:20 GMT > : How would you know it was God? > : [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > God is the one I expect to meet and welcome me to heaven as his adopted > child. I believe I'll know a lot of things after I die. Well yes, but the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you can't do that when you're dead. Can you?
Mary
> Ken Bland Steve Kramer - 11 Jan 2006 22:36 GMT > Well yes, but the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you > can't do that when you're dead. Can you? Depends on how good your batter is and whether the cemetery has WiFi
Mary Fisher - 11 Jan 2006 22:51 GMT >> Well yes, but the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you >> can't do that when you're dead. Can you? > > Depends on how good your batter is and whether the cemetery has WiFi My batter is perfect, as a Tyke it has to be so that I can make perfect Yorkshires.
Mary
Heather - 12 Jan 2006 03:19 GMT >>> Well yes, but the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, >>> you can't do that when you're dead. Can you? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > My batter is perfect, as a Tyke it has to be so that I can make > perfect Yorkshires. ROFL!! I think my wacky sense of humour must be genetic. My ancestors were from Cumberland.....just around the corner from you.
I had been away from the computer and this ng when you arrived on the scene and I just now read all of the posts....I am still giggling!!
Welcome and I will be happy to translate the broad Yorkshire English into something the Americans can understand, lol.
Cheers.....Heather
Mary Fisher - 12 Jan 2006 11:46 GMT ...
>>> Depends on how good your batter is and whether the cemetery has WiFi >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > ROFL!! I think my wacky sense of humour must be genetic. My ancestors > were from Cumberland.....just around the corner from you. You really ARE posh, aren't you! Knowing your ancestors I mean. I bet they were married too :-)
...
> Welcome and I will be happy to translate the broad Yorkshire English into > something the Americans can understand, lol. I've been to USA twice, to Washington State. On the second occasion I was taking a walk (on mainland western Wa, not far from Seattle) when some teenage boys stopped to talk to me. Or perhaps I spoke the them first, I can't remember. In my forthright way I'm prone to greeting strangers if they look interesting.
But that will have been observed from the liberal way I respond to posters.
They were aghast, one of them said: "Where did you learn to talk like that?" I admit that I didn't understand, I'm English and I was speaking English. I speak received standard English, not broad Yorkshire or the uglier Leeds type - although I can - and it was the straight stuff they found fascinating.
Now I KNOW that at that time there were a lot of English television programmes shown in USA, I was told that 'Upstairs Downstairs' was very popular. I saw an episode of that once (we don't have a television at home) and know that the people there were speaking much as I do. So what was the problem?
I also heard that the James Herriot vet series and 'Last of the SummerWine' were popular. They're filmed not far from where I live and I could understand if other 'English' speaking countires had difficulty with those dialects but not the way I speak.
None of my friends on the island (Whidby) had difficulties understanding me. Nor did I with them - apart of course from the different use of words and grammar.
It's all fascinating. Our beautiful language (and its diversities) is one of my passions.
Mary
> Cheers.....Heather Steve Kramer - 13 Jan 2006 23:39 GMT Meant "battery"
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>>> Well yes, but the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you >>> can't do that when you're dead. Can you? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Mary Mary Fisher - 14 Jan 2006 18:24 GMT > Meant "battery" I apologise, I realised that but couldn't resist a merry quip.
<sigh>
It's my only pleasure ...
Mary
Steve Kramer - 14 Jan 2006 18:44 GMT >> Meant "battery" > > I apologise, I realised that but couldn't resist a merry quip. You will find, I enjoy a merry quip. No apology necessary.
Mary Fisher - 14 Jan 2006 19:23 GMT >>> Meant "battery" >> >> I apologise, I realised that but couldn't resist a merry quip. > > You will find, I enjoy a merry quip. No apology necessary. I realised that too, but others <looks round> might be peeking and not understand.
They might think I was having my hand smacked.
I wish ...
Mary
Steve Kramer - 14 Jan 2006 19:28 GMT >>>> Meant "battery" >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > They might think I was having my hand smacked. Well, then, m'lady. 'Tis you to whom the apology is owed and 'tis me who owes it.
Mary Fisher - 14 Jan 2006 21:41 GMT >>>>> Meant "battery" >>>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Well, then, m'lady. 'Tis you to whom the apology is owed and 'tis me who > owes it. Oh no!
I'm holding out my hand ...
:-) Mary
I.P. Freely - 12 Jan 2006 05:39 GMT "Mary Fisher" <wrote
> the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you can't do that > when you're dead. Can you? Maybe with a Mac? ;-)
I.P.
Mary Fisher - 12 Jan 2006 11:47 GMT > "Mary Fisher" <wrote >> the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you can't do that >> when you're dead. Can you? > > Maybe with a Mac? ;-) Hasn't all that Apple stuff been discussed already?
But why not try it. What will you say to God with your new toy?
Mary
> I.P. I.P. Freely - 12 Jan 2006 17:33 GMT >> "Mary Fisher" <wrote >>> the original post was about sending an e-mail to God, you can't do that [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> >> I.P. I.P. Freely - 12 Jan 2006 17:36 GMT > Hasn't all that Apple stuff been discussed already? > > But why not try it. What will you say to God with your new toy? *I*F* it works as advertised, something like ... "Now if YOUR apple had worked as well as mine does, Ma'am, mankind wouldn't be in all this trouble."
I.P.
Justin Case - 12 Jan 2006 21:33 GMT : > : How would you know it was God? : > : [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] : > : > Ken Bland Your point is well taken, Mary, but somewhere earlier in this list of messages the questions seem to have taken a slight turn to verbal spoken communication.
No, of course I wouldn't expect to e-mail God after my death.
Ken Bland
Steve Kramer - 11 Jan 2006 22:33 GMT > How would you know it was God? Just cuz I have a little time to kill, I'll take a stab at that one. On a clear day, you can see about 18 miles. Turn around and you can see 18 miles in another direction. When I stand on the roof of my office building, the people contained in my view number in excess of one million. Multiply how far I can see just east and west by 1000 and you have roughly the diameter of the Earth. While Earth contains about 9 planets (they're still arguing about Pluto) and a dozen moons and only one sun, there are millions, if not billions of these solar systems racing about the Milky Way galazy. The Hubble telescope allowed us to discover there are hundres of billions of galaxies racing through the Universe. And they all started with a snap of a finger, probably just a thought... maybe a whim... of God (assuming there is a God).
I guy who can do that, probably sticks out in a crowd.
Mary Fisher - 11 Jan 2006 22:49 GMT >> How would you know it was God? > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > I guy who can do that, probably sticks out in a crowd. That's original thinking and it would work - in a crowd. You do live in a crowded part of the world, don't you!
But if just you were face to face with God (whether or not) it might not be God.
And you make me ask another question: does God have fingers to click?
I mean, come on! If God has fingers it suggests that God is like us. One of us. If God is like you, there must be a prostate somewhere ... a very old one. For what purpose? Has it ever been used?
I don't have an office building but I reckon that if I stood at the top of our city's highest building I might be able to see more than 18 miles in all directions. That's based on my second geography lesson when we were taken to the school roof and had pointed out to us some famous hills to the north about 30 miles off and, to the east, the sea. Except that the sea wasn't visible, we had to accept, as an act of faith in the teacher, that we would be able to see it if there were no clouds in that direction. That must have been about 500' above sea level and about 70 miles from the coast in both directions.
That was memorable! Fifty five years ago ...
Mary
Glassman - 08 Jan 2006 03:40 GMT > I'd ask why my life has been filled with pain and death. What is His purpose > for my suffering and my children's and spouses' suffering. We're put here to love, learn, and die. That's the only promise I can give you. Some are luckier than others Lori. Then there are the happy rich kids that have it all, and then kill themselves as teens. All we can do is try and give & take the most we can out of life. "The greatest love of all, is learning to love yourself"...
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Steve U - 02 Jan 2006 13:23 GMT It large sections of the bible, God is a lot like a computer: Lots of rules and no mercy! Steve U
DonC - 01 Jan 2006 23:01 GMT >> Gosh! I thought God was everywhere. That he could hear my prayers. Even >> read my mind. Send an email?? Does anyone really believe God reserves >> time to read his daily email? And I thought I had this all figured out >> : ( > > If I were you I'd talk to God about it. Good point, Mary. And I won't use email : )
John Loomis - 01 Jan 2006 04:21 GMT Eat a Rock....
> What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > DearGod@sbcglobal.net c palmer - 01 Jan 2006 07:09 GMT deargod@sbcglobal.net (AMEN) What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? If you have every wanted to write to God here is your chance. Let God know how you really feel. ABOUT THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE THE STATE OF THE WORLD THE WAR RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES ABORTION CHINESE FOOD YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION Or any other topic you feel you need to discuss with God. =========
what a jerk..........
let's see. by religion's beliefs......god is everywhere and everything. so how are you going to TELL him something that god doesn't already know?
and what does sending it to a sbcglobal.net going to do? are they going to forward it to god?
and this statement..... "Or any other topic you feel you need to discuss with God. "
does this mean that you are going to discussing topics with "god".
wow!!! i didn't know that god lives at a web address and all this time, i thought that he had better living conditions.
~ curtis
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Glassman - 02 Jan 2006 03:13 GMT > What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > CHINESE FOOD > YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION Having trouble in the bedroom? Well I have the answer. All you need is to take one of these little pills, and not only will your troubles be over, but your penis will grow 3".
Mary Fisher - 02 Jan 2006 09:51 GMT > Having trouble in the bedroom? Well I have the answer. All you need is > to > take one of these little pills, and not only will your troubles be over, > but > your penis will grow 3". You mean one little pill will clear out all that stuff from under the bed and beable to choosewhattothrow out of my husband's wardrober?
Hmm. I wonder if a 3" penis would be worth it ...
Mary
Brian - 02 Jan 2006 14:10 GMT > "Glassman" <jksinrod@aol.com> wrote >> Having trouble in the bedroom? Well I have the answer. All you need is [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Mary Take the little pink pill, not the little blue one, Mary. The dust bunnies will pack up and move out, the single socks will find their companions, and every chair in the house will give a back massage.
Side effect, your bra won't fit.
Mary Fisher - 02 Jan 2006 15:17 GMT >>> Having trouble in the bedroom? Well I have the answer. All you need is >>> to take one of these little pills, and not only will your troubles be [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Take the little pink pill, not the little blue one, Mary. > The dust bunnies will pack up and move out, That would be bliss - I wouldn't have to think about it or, every Christmas, go on a search and destroy mission.
> the single socks will find > their companions, Don't wear them.
> and every chair in the house will give a back massage. That would be nice if I did much sitting ...
> Side effect, your bra won't fit. It doesn't anyway since my lumpectomy :-)
Perhaps I should stick with the red/white, the brown and the white pills ... but thanks for the tip.
Mary
Glassman - 04 Jan 2006 01:51 GMT > > Having trouble in the bedroom? Well I have the answer. All you need is > > to [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Mary Hmmmm I'm thinkin that your bedroom problems aren't in anyway the same as most of us here Mary?
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Mary Fisher - 04 Jan 2006 11:11 GMT >> > Having trouble in the bedroom? Well I have the answer. All you need >> > is [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Hmmmm I'm thinkin that your bedroom problems aren't in anyway the same as > most of us here Mary? Looking at what I wrote I'm thinking that my problem was in the cellar ...
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tomrp@juno.com - 12 Jan 2006 02:48 GMT What were you thinking when you put Bush in the White House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Portland, or.
> What Would You Say To God If You Could Write God An Email? > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > DearGod@sbcglobal.net Mary Fisher - 12 Jan 2006 11:48 GMT > What were you thinking when you put Bush in the White > House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alternatively, for Brits, ... Blair ... and ... No 10.
Mary
> Tom > Portland, or. [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> >> DearGod@sbcglobal.net Brian - 12 Jan 2006 23:33 GMT > What were you thinking when you put Bush in the White > House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better this than <insert name of opponent>
However bad you think Bush is, he was better than the alternatives (according to about half of the U.S. population).
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