1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.
Brian - 04 Dec 2005 18:49 GMT
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than the British or Americans.
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> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
> apparently what kills you.
<voice=dry.cynical>
Was this determined in a double-blind controlled experiment?
Are there peer reviews of the reports?
</voice>
<voice=hillbilly>
Is there anything funnier than this? (I think it's a HOOT).
</voice>
Heather - 04 Dec 2005 20:02 GMT
ROFL!! Stavros....that is "a hoot" as Brian says.
(tongue-in-cheek mode to SK)....
You will notice that Canadians are not mentioned.....either we don't exist
(an American view) or we don't suffer from as many heart attacks as the
British or Americans.....lol.
(mode off)
Cheers.....the Crazy Canuck.
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than the British or Americans.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
> apparently what kills you.
Glassman - 05 Dec 2005 21:01 GMT
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than the British or Americans.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
> apparently what kills you.
Must be true.... I did Weight Watchers, liquid shakes, cabbage soup,
even the ice cream diet. I ate low fat for years, then discovered the Atkins
book. I went from eating plain pasta, popcorn, and tree bark to Prime Rib,
Lobster, and butter. 30 years later, my blood work and vital stats are
pretty much identical to the way they always were! Go figure?

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