Maybe all the poetry will be collected in a special holiday book to be
treasured for years to come. No doubt you guys are in line for the
Nobel prize for literature! Think of the special signing parties, and
the talk show appearances!
Steve U

yeah, we could start a little humor thread spinoff.

here's a few......

FOAM MATTRESS - what you're apt to find under you in the morning if you
go to bed with a bladder full of beer.

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here's a shopping tip.  at today's prices, you want to get your money's
worth when you shop for groceries.  when you go to the check out, check
first to see who's checking.  without spending one more cent, you can
find a chick who boobs bounce every time she hits the register.  then
look who's in the line.  you wouldn't want to stand behind some
bean-eating old phart, do you?  or would you?

the other day, i was lined up in a back of a darlin' doll with jiggling
buns wearing short shorts and a sheer, low-cut blouse with no brassiere.
when she bent over to write the check, a can of biscuits blew up in my
hand...

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as a man grows older,
his height grows shorter,
and that ain't all.........

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lulu loved fred.  to pa she said,
"he wants me for his bridal bed."
papa said, "lu, he will not do,
you'll have to find another.
you're better dead than wed to fred,
for he's your half brother."

lulu cried, and then she sighed.
"i guess i'll just have to marry clyde."
pa said, "lulu, he's not for you.
you need another other.
to that young lad, i'm also dad.
you can't have your half brother."

lulu wept.  away she crept.
she moaned a mournful song.
ma heard the din and tiptoed in
to ask her what was wrong.

lu sadly said, 'i'll die unwed.
unloved, unbedded, mother.
each boy i name, it's all the same.
pa claims he' my half brother."

mama smiled. "you'll marry, child.
the future's not so grim.
who is pa's son - don't matter none.
you ain't no kin to him!"

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if you want to know the true meaning of pain,  swallow a dozen unseeded
prunes.  then wait until they all go rushing to get out, while the first
one in front pauses for a PIT stop.

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ok - here's the tip for the day.......

never ask a man with an erection to sign your petition to get
prostitutes of the street.

~ curtis

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional    
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
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