While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
"How long have you been bedridden?"
After a look of complete confusion she answered, "Why, not for about
twenty years-when my husband was alive."
knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc
Brian - 22 Nov 2005 22:14 GMT
> While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
> "How long have you been bedridden?"
>
> After a look of complete confusion she answered, "Why, not for about
> twenty years-when my husband was alive."
OK, that was good! Now for the rejoinder:
Vice Detective: Are you sexually active?
Rape Victim: No, I just lie there...