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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / October 2005More Humour......
Enjoy.....it did remind me of some of the conversations on here, lol. Heather ---------------------------- Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens !" "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't have a regular bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the can all day and nothin' happens!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00. I never laughed so hard in my life. > Enjoy.....it did remind me of some of the conversations on here, lol. > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > "I don't wake up until 7:00. Good, Stavros. We all need a laugh now and again. That one made my day when I got it. Best.....Heather >I never laughed so hard in my life. > [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >> >> "I don't wake up until 7:00. A guy isn't feeling so well, so he goes to his doc for a check up. The doc asks him all the usual questions about his diet and bowel habits. "I have a bowl movement at quarter to eight every day without fail." he states. The doc tells him he's probly picked up a bug of some kind, and says a shot of antbiotics is in order. Three germs in his body hear this bad news and decide to have a meeting about what they're gonna do. One germ says "I'm gonna hide in the root of one of the hairs in his head." The second germ says: "I'm gonna hide in his big toe." The third says: : "You guys do what you want, but I'm takin' the 7:45 outta here." :) moto Yeah, but now I have a problem, I am still laughing and I can't stop. But that's good for the immune system, right? (Rhetorical question. of which I fear ask so many.) > Good, Stavros. We all need a laugh now and again. That one made my day > when I got it. [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] >>> >>> "I don't wake up until 7:00. |
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