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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / November 2005A bit of humour......
No sense of humour... My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember Does being a millionaire have any significance? > No sense of humour... > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > That's the last thing I remember Good one. I know how you feel > No sense of humour... > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > That's the last thing I remember I can't imagine how she'd react if you took on the whole audience!  SignaturePSA 16 10/17/2000 @ 46 Biopsy 11/01/2000 G7 (3+4), T2c RRP 12/15/2000 G7 (3+4), T3cN0M0 Neg margins PSA .1 .1 .1 .27 .37 .75 EBRT 05-07/2002 @ 47 PSA .34 .22 .15 .21 .32 Lupron 07/03 (1 mo) 8/03 (4 mo), 12/03, 4/04, 09/04, 01/05 PSA .07 .05 .06 .05 non Illegitimi carborundum > No sense of humour... > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > That's the last thing I remember I'd make a bet on the cardiologist's response. Tom >I can't imagine how she'd react if you took on the whole audience! > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >> >> That's the last thing I remember From: skramer@cinci.rr.com (Steve Kramer) I can't imagine how she'd react if you took on the whole audience! Signatureaw..... steve........ wouldn't that be too hard on him??? :)) ~ curtis knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional "Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so." http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc that triggered my two brain cells to produce a thought. ... i remember the joke about a sex show that involved one man and 12 women. he was to have sex with each one of the them on stage. but when the night arrived after he had three of them, he was done for. the stage manager was hopping mad. he was chewing out the male star performer when the male star said, " i don't know what went wrong? everything went well this afternoon at rehearsal." ~ curtis ============ From: skramer@cinci.rr.com (Steve Kramer) I can't imagine how she'd react if you took on the whole audience! SignatureNo sense of humour... My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we are in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. Then I said, " I'd like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional "Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so." http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc LOL!! Only you would think of that one. Cheers.....Heather >I can't imagine how she'd react if you took on the whole audience! > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >> >> That's the last thing I remember A guy checking out of hotel went to the lobby to pay his bill for his wife and himself for a nights stay. The manager tells him his bill is $250. "What" the man exclaims. "We only stayed overnight, and hardly used the room." The manager explains: "Well sir, you could have used our sauna, or our gym, or either of our two pools." "We didn't use any of those things, can't you give me a better rate because we didn't?" "Sorry sir, that's just the way it is." "Okay." says the guy: "I'll pay you the $250, but you owe me $300." "Uh, just why would I owe you $300?" "Well, you could have slept with my wife for the night we spent here. Just because you didn't isn't my fault, and that's just the way that is." :) moto > No sense of humour... > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > That's the last thing I remember good one!! I needed that Lori A guy approaches a prostitute. "Are you a prostitute?" he asks. "No I'm Mrs. Santa clause." she retorts. "Okay, let's try again. Are you a lady of the night?" "Oh, hell no. I stand out here on this corner all night for my health." she responds. "You know what you smartass? I just decided to save my money. This is a job that can be done by hand." :) moto What's the difference between a nymphomaniac, a prostitute and a wife? A nymphomaniac says, "Have you started yet?" A prostitute says, "Have you finished yet?" A wife says, . . . . . . . "Honey, the ceiling needs painting!"
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