I think I have that Curtis!

A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home
because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my a.s coming into work
today."

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc

It is very contagious and may reach epidemic proportions if not kept in
check with the need to eat.
Tom
A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home
because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my a.s coming into work
today."

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc

A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home
because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my a.s coming into work
today."

Or, suffering from optic rectitus.

(fancy words for a shitty outlook)

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc