i wasn't going to post this but with all the incontinence we have here
and the high price of crude oil.  the more i read it, the more
fitting........  hope you enjoy it as much i did....

~ curtis

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A young nun who worked for a local home healthcare agency was out making
her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a
gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a
can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill
up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he owned had
just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would
be back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something
to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was
taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the
station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men watched her
from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If
that car starts, I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my
life!"

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