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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / December 2004

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Santa Claus has prostate cancer !!!!!

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Bruno Beam - 13 Dec 2004 22:51 GMT
He had too much sex with his elves....
Outlivecancer - 14 Dec 2004 12:25 GMT
No sex can prevent prostate cancer.lol.
ButtercupsDad@dog.net - 14 Dec 2004 12:35 GMT
Bruno:

   I hope you get a lump in your prostate for Christmas.

  Thank you.

David S.

>He had too much sex with his elves....
c palmer - 14 Dec 2004 16:26 GMT
Bruno:
        I hope you get a lump in your prostate for
Christmas.
      Thank you.
David S.
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why, david, is that known as the "lump of coal" they are talking about
if you're a bad little boy???

oh, by the way, bruno, scientists found out that a host of various
prostate diseases are accelerated from excessive use of the fingers in
that area.  they believe that the strong hands that develop from
excessive typing of troll messages.   this in turn, causes the surplus
testosterone to be squeezed out of the male organ and into the prostate
to stimulate this disease when handling the male equipment in a rough
repetitive manner.  they have now gave it a name called, "troll's
disease syndrome"  sorry to hear that.   because of your type of
behavior, this is going to bring about this disease at such an early
age.  but, there is hope..........if you can stop this type of behavior
before you need glasses..............

~ curtis

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional    
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
http://community.webtv.net/PALMER_ENT/doc
Alan Meyer - 14 Dec 2004 22:54 GMT
> He had too much sex with his elves....

Well ... Maybe elves are okay.  It's the reindeer he needs to worry about.
David  S. - 15 Dec 2004 00:16 GMT
Good one Alan!

>> He had too much sex with his elves....
>
> Well ... Maybe elves are okay.  It's the reindeer he needs to worry about.
 
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