Curtis,
That's like the guy with his first pair of bifocals, he saw 2 and knew the
big one wasn't his, so he put it away.
Tom

There is a merry family gathering for Halloween with all
generations around the table. The little children (naughty little
rascals) smuggle a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink.

After a while, Grandpa excuses himself because he has to go
to the bathroom. When he returns, however, his trousers are wet all
over.

"What happened, Grandpa?" he is asked by his concerned
children.

"Well," he answers, "I had to go to the bathroom to pee. So
I took it out, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."