From: kaisers_sun@yahoo.com (Brian Raab)

I'm a master-cocksucker and my skills are great, so I can suck the
cancer out of your cock.  
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hey brain......er......brian - does your mother know you play with the
keyboard when she's not looking?

gee, what's it take to become a master is this field?  do you have
special tests you have to pass?   how long does it take to do the course
of study in this field?  is there a special school you go - to study the
best techniques that you brag about?  and if you do graduate from a
specialized study as you have described, what name do they place on the
"head" student was number one in their class?   also, do you get become
the teacher's pet by doing extra credit projects?  do you get to go to
the "head" of the classroom?  do you have "show and tell"? do you have a
degree in this field?  do you have references?  can  someone call your
references you list?  would you care to list your skills that you
consider "great"?  and what is your technical explanation that you can
suck the cancer out?  

and why haven't we heard of your "new" way of curing prostate cancer in
the medical world?

i know why...............

because you just plain.......SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

now. put the keyboard down easy, .........back away slowly from the
computer.........look around to make sure that mommie didn't see you
read this..........and run along go outside and play with your tonka
truck..........or ..... g.i. joe or ken doll.  hey, is that where you
got this idea?


hummmmmm......what have you been doing to g.i. joe??????    i guess i
know why ken wants to break up with barbie
now........you.....you........homewrecker!!!

~ curtis

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional    
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."

 God will punish you someday, and we will laugh.