Does he have a beer belly?  Looks like a seal coming out of an igloo might
work.

Ask him if he wants to go shopping for a toupee?  (if he is bald then
for two toupees!!)

fantasize - what if it comes back a different color than it was?
(would he look good as a blonde) Or if it grows back straight instead
of curley?

sorry these are lame.........bill

Sounds like a case of alopecia australianis to me.

From: alioop9@webtv.net (alioop 9)
Ok, I recently posted that hubby became bald in "that area" due to
radiation therapy. I am not so good with a quick wit, so I was wondering
if anyone could help me with some one-liners to make his life more
miserable than it is now? The "Willy and the bald twins" thing was too
lame even for me. Help me out here guys!
Signed "A Desperate Wife" - lol
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one liners - my input

kojak with his backups

remember - would you want this as a person - because he is always in the
hole and lives by two neighbors who are nuts?

hope this gave you a smile for the day.

~ curtis

knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional    
"Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is
invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."

You never really lose your hair,it just moves.Check his back !