Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Prostate Cancer / June 2004
I build an anti-cancer armor for my balls!
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Pablo Rena - 01 Jun 2004 01:17 GMT Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against all cancers trying to invade my holy balls.
Steve Kramer - 01 Jun 2004 01:11 GMT Good. And keep wearing that aluminum foil hat.
> Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against > all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. Alan Meyer - 01 Jun 2004 02:31 GMT > Good. And keep wearing that aluminum foil hat. > > > Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against > > all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. I think this invention will also be of great interest to hockey players.
jk - 01 Jun 2004 07:14 GMT > Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against > all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. Too bad, but it's a known fact that titanium-diamond-lead alloy, causes cancer...... in cretins.
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c palmer - 01 Jun 2004 07:55 GMT which way is it???? here's your post from five different newsgroups. i left the date and time on each post and you are obvious not on the same playing field. you preach everything from removing the balls of other men, which you do not know. then you want to remove the balls before the sperm gets into your brain. then you want to eat balls from other animals to make more sperm. then build something around your balls to protect you from all cancers, and finally you have came to an impotence newsgroup to post that you have cut off your willy and fed it to the cat. now, of course you expect us to believe this, and we do, we do, now let's all just back away real easy and introduce you to your new doctor. here you are, meet dr. kevorkian............. =================== More men must be castrated !!!! Group: sci.med.prostate.prostatitis Date: Fri, May 28, 2004, 11:06pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, castration is the only way to save the men, because the balls are haunted by evil forces and will take over the bodies of the men, who will be forever damned. So remove the balls, fast, before the sperm crawls up into your brain ! in this post, you say cut them off to save the men - meaning yourself?????? and in the next post here, you say..... ============ Most men don't deserve testicles ! Group: sci.med.prostate.bph Date: Fri, May 28, 2004, 11:07pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, so I became a castrator and will remove all testicles of men who don' deserve them. This is important to clean the gene pool. ============ Group: sci.med.prostate.cancer Date: Fri, May 28, 2004, 11:04pm (CDT-2) From: From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, if you eat at least 10 testicles of bulls , pigs or other animals, the risk of getting cancer will be lowered by 87%. Eating the testicles of animals will also enlarge your penis and you will stay hard for a longer time plus produce more and better sperm. So eat more testicles ! ============= I build an anti-cancer armor for my balls! Group: alt.support.cancer.prostate Date: Mon, May 31, 2004, 5:17pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. ========== Impotence is fantastic ! Group: alt.support.impotence Date: Mon, May 31, 2004, 7:02pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Never worry about this dirty piece of flesh again, I just cut it off and fed it to my cat. Now I'm free and no longer a slave of my willy !
knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional "Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
Tom C - 01 Jun 2004 10:26 GMT This guy is living proof that the gene pool needs more chlorine.
Tom
which way is it???? here's your post from five different newsgroups. i left the date and time on each post and you are obvious not on the same playing field. you preach everything from removing the balls of other men, which you do not know. then you want to remove the balls before the sperm gets into your brain. then you want to eat balls from other animals to make more sperm. then build something around your balls to protect you from all cancers, and finally you have came to an impotence newsgroup to post that you have cut off your willy and fed it to the cat. now, of course you expect us to believe this, and we do, we do, now let's all just back away real easy and introduce you to your new doctor. here you are, meet dr. kevorkian............. =================== More men must be castrated !!!! Group: sci.med.prostate.prostatitis Date: Fri, May 28, 2004, 11:06pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, castration is the only way to save the men, because the balls are haunted by evil forces and will take over the bodies of the men, who will be forever damned. So remove the balls, fast, before the sperm crawls up into your brain ! in this post, you say cut them off to save the men - meaning yourself?????? and in the next post here, you say..... ============ Most men don't deserve testicles ! Group: sci.med.prostate.bph Date: Fri, May 28, 2004, 11:07pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, so I became a castrator and will remove all testicles of men who don' deserve them. This is important to clean the gene pool. ============ Group: sci.med.prostate.cancer Date: Fri, May 28, 2004, 11:04pm (CDT-2) From: From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, if you eat at least 10 testicles of bulls , pigs or other animals, the risk of getting cancer will be lowered by 87%. Eating the testicles of animals will also enlarge your penis and you will stay hard for a longer time plus produce more and better sperm. So eat more testicles ! ============= I build an anti-cancer armor for my balls! Group: alt.support.cancer.prostate Date: Mon, May 31, 2004, 5:17pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. ========== Impotence is fantastic ! Group: alt.support.impotence Date: Mon, May 31, 2004, 7:02pm (CDT-2) From: celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena)
Never worry about this dirty piece of flesh again, I just cut it off and fed it to my cat. Now I'm free and no longer a slave of my willy !
knowledge is power - growing old is mandatory - growing wise is optional "Many more men die with prostate cancer than of it. Growing old is invariably fatal. Prostate cancer is only sometimes so."
Ernest Gudath - 01 Jun 2004 13:59 GMT > This guy is living proof that the gene pool needs more chlorine. > > Tom He also shows the tragic consequences of wearing a tinfoil hat with the shiny side in. They should always be worn with the shiny side out to deflect the goof-rays. Having the shiny side facing in concentrates the goof-rays instead, and in extreme cases can cook the brain. Hence the present example.Well-done.
Ernie
jhlms - 02 Jun 2004 01:25 GMT This fool is one of thousands who finds some perverted pleasure in disrupting legitimate newsgroups. By posting wild and insane comments, he hopes to draw enough attention that he can *wax his carrot* while reading the responses. Anyone who posts crap like this from a web-based account, deserves no satisfaction in the reply (with respect to the LEGIT yahoo and other web based account holders). This joker obviously has no life, and no other way to get his *nut* off. My suggestion is to ignore these posts, and deprive him....
JH
> Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against > all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. Steve Kramer - 02 Jun 2004 01:43 GMT I dunno. I like an occasional cretin joke. And you rarely see one without a certified cretinterruption.
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> This fool is one of thousands who finds some perverted pleasure in > disrupting legitimate newsgroups. By posting wild and insane comments, he [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against > > all cancers trying to invade my holy balls. Tom C - 02 Jun 2004 01:43 GMT JH,
You're absolutely correct. If you don't feed the animals, they won' come back. Tom
> This fool is one of thousands who finds some perverted pleasure in > disrupting legitimate newsgroups. By posting wild and insane comments, he [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Yes, made of a titanium-diamond-lead alloy, it will protect me against > > all cancers trying to invade my holy balls.
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