Sue-Ann Popadopolous Reporting...

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN ! (Camilla that is)...
["Worth every penny, does a great job, brings in tuuuurrrissmm yer see,
good for the cuntry, innit.. Fink abbat it.. The Queen muvva.. God rest
'er soul.. seen us frew three wold waars, she 'as.. I larve 'er more
than me own mavver... 'ere yer go, mate, that'll be £75.00.. Wotcha
mean, it were only half a mile.. yer cheeky slanty eyed fuckin'
Chink!.. I'll 'ave the fuckin' cameras 'n' all..."]

Apologies (Entschuldigungen!)
Our sincere apologies go to those Royals who have not been mentioned,
but are still close to our hearts... so, sorry, Princess Michael of
f.cking Kent, Lady "Melons" f.cking Vinsor, f.cking Princess f.cking
Anne and that f.cking HORRIBLY ugly toffee nosed Zara f.cking
Phillips...( Errrggghhhh...)

Also, we must not forget royal watchers such as Elton f.cking bastard
John, Billy brown-nosed, up the royal arses, royal arse licking,
totally unfunny, immensly over-rated Connolly, bloody Rowan Blackadder
and Urine Geller, spoon bender........

Anyway, To you all we say... Hip, Hip Hooray!!, Hip Hip Hooray!! Hip
Hip Hooray!!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

COMPO CORNER...
Each week Our Royals will be SPEWING out SUMPTOUS prizes for the best
answers from you, the visitors, to the following, simple and easy to
understand (even for Royal/Cliff Richard/Religion/Dale Winton/Sun
newspaper fans) questions:

So, without further litigation, here WE GO!.........

Question 1;  Why they do a wonderful job and what that job is, exactly.

Question 2; Why they are worth every penny.

Question 3;  Who did you love the most; the queen mum, or your own
grandmother?

So, send your answers to hrhcharleswindsor@hotmail.com and who can
tell? you may end up with a FAB prize...

( Example prize; Maureen Clitoris from Stockport, Cheshire, won
Princess Diana's metatarsal bone! Maureen commented; "I'm over the
moon! ).

Guardian Angel to Di, looking after a sister of Islam...

Liebe Königliche Familie. Wir hoffen, daß diese Nachricht Sie gut
findet. Es wird wahrheitsgemäß von dieser feinen Nation von unsr
gehofft, daß Sie unsere kleine Stelle genossen haben, die wird
gewidmet zu Ihnen und daß Sie Trost in den Wörtern therin nehmen,
werden die Sie noch geliebt. Ich werde Sie leben weiter in einer Arbeit
befreit, Steuer doging Lebensstil können und kann Ihre Familie ein
Bündel Bastarde keines chinned, incestious ewig bleibt. Amen.

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