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If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs...
then you've failed to grasp some important aspect of the
situation.
> A quick look at the calendar reveals that it's time to dust
> this off...
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> it really first broadcast in 1957? That was before I was
> born!
Aagh! So do not remind me what the date is tommorrow... it is Easter
holidays you know and Kelly is already a mighty troublesome....... perhaps I
can forget it like I did with the changing of the clocks ;-)
Warm Hugs Em
Alayne
Emily - 01 Apr 2005 00:50 GMT
totallyfake@emailaddress.com said...
> > A quick look at the calendar reveals that it's time to dust
> > this off...
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> holidays you know and Kelly is already a mighty troublesome....... perhaps I
> can forget it like I did with the changing of the clocks ;-)
<Fx: zzzzzzz>
/me wakes up, groggily
Mmphm? Wha'? Clocks?
/me takes more notice
CLOCKS?? *CLOCKS*????
<Awake now>
When? Why didn't somebody tell me? No wonder things have
been out of wossname this week! Mind, I hardly ever bother
changing the clocks, much to the frustration of visitors.
This means that half the clocks in my house are right for half
the year, then the other half take over. It works for me[1]
and confuses the heck out of everyone else :-))
[1] Until I forget which half is which, which I do quite
frequently...

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If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs...
then you've failed to grasp some important aspect of the
situation.
>A quick look at the calendar reveals that it's time to dust
> this off...
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> it really first broadcast in 1957? That was before I was
> born!
Emily,
I am 34 and I remember the spaghetti harvest. Wasn't there photos of the
spaghetti growing in the trees in the papers?
And Alayne - if anyone tells my 4 year old that tomorrow is April Fools I
don't know what I'll do. Already this Easter hols I've had to threaten to go
back to work and get her a child minder if she doesn't start behaving. I'm
just hoping she doesn't call my bluff!
Best wishes to you both
Sinead
Alayne - 01 Apr 2005 10:26 GMT
> >A quick look at the calendar reveals that it's time to dust
> > this off...
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> Best wishes to you both
> Sinead
Sinead - I've tried saying that one too!! And I certainly scowled at those
at work that wished me a Good Holiday...... ;-)
So far I have been tripped up twice by cellotape over doorways when I
emerged very groggily grasping a cup of tea and had my alarm clock
changed....... any ideas for vengence??
My heart goes out to you with your 4 yr old too, having just spent three
whole days and three whole nights looking after my niece Molly who is only
3 - ha to give my sister a break!! Even my two were relieved when she had
gone. Still there was some compensation when my sister gave me a big box of
chocs.......
Hope you can keep your head down for the rest of the fortnight!
Warm Hugs
Alayne
Sinead - 01 Apr 2005 15:48 GMT
>> >A quick look at the calendar reveals that it's time to dust
>> > this off...
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>
> Alayne
Alayne
Managed to keep April Fool quiet with regards to kids!
Have run around like a mad thing all morning and then invited both kids'
best friends round to play. Have been sat in sun in peace in the garden!!!
Am gonna have to be dragged screaming and kicking if Hubby ever suggests me
going back to work.....
Hugs to you
Sinead
Alayne - 01 Apr 2005 18:04 GMT
> Managed to keep April Fool quiet with regards to kids!
> Have run around like a mad thing all morning and then invited both kids'
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> Hugs to you
> Sinead
Actually it's not such a daft idea getting other kids to come round - they
have a great tendency then to entertain each other.
I had a tinker around in the garden too, although not in the sunshine,
anything to escape the word muuuuuum...... ;-)
Fingers crossed that tommorrow is another good day for you.
Warm Hugs
Alayne
> A quick look at the calendar reveals that it's time to dust
> this off...
>
> http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index/
I pulled off a few good ones in my time.
I am active in the Colorado leadership of the Sierra Club. For those of
you outside the US, it is one of our larger environmental organizations,
and has a reputation for suing developers and others to protect the
environment.
One year, several things were happening simultaneously:
Peregrine falcons, a locally endangered species, had been released in
Denver and placed in a nest on a Denver skyscraper. The papers just
before Apr 1 was full of stories wondering whether they would find their
way back to Denver in the spring migration. It was one of the lead
stories in the Denver area at the time.
Denver was building a brand new convention center. A friend of mine
happened to be a very senior manager in the joint venture that was
constructing the project. I knew him from politics, and he knew my
Sierra Club connection.
I worked in a downtown Denver office building. As luck would have it, my
office window looked out over the convention center construction site.
They had just completed demolition of existing buildings and hauled away
rubble. On April 1, all that was left in the middle of the project area
was a solitary tree.
I couldn't resist. I called my friend, Rich. I commented on the status
of the project and mentioned the tree.
Rich:"Yes, it's coming down tomorrow."
Me: "Oh dear. I'm afraid I have some bad news. I volunteered to make
this call for the Sierra Club because you're a friend of mine, and I
thought that you'd rather hear this from a friend. It seems the
peregrines have returned to Denver, and they are nesting in that tree.
I'm afraid that under the Migratory Bird Act, you can't take that tree
down until nesting season is over."
Rich:"When is that?"
Me: :"Mid July, give or take".
Rich: 10 minutes of very loud swearing, discussion of project deadlines,
bonuses for completion, what this would do to their schedule, etc.
Me: "I'm sorry you feel that way Rich, but I'm afraid the law is the
law. Those peregrines have to be protected. Now, since this is an
official call, and questions may come up later, let's note the time. I
have 1:45 PM. What's today's date?"
Rich: "April 1" (very long pause, then very quiet voice) "You son of a
bitch".
We ran into each other that night at our local pub where I bought him a
drink. It seems that after he hung up the phone on me, the owner of his
company came into his office. She had heard him yelling at me, and
wanted to know what the problem was. "I got her good" is the way he
described their conversation.
To this day, while I have come close a few times, I have yet to top that
spur of the moment prank.

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Emily - 01 Apr 2005 00:56 GMT
agent01413@my-deja.com said...
> Rich: 10 minutes of very loud swearing, discussion of project deadlines,
> bonuses for completion, what this would do to their schedule, etc.
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> Rich: "April 1" (very long pause, then very quiet voice) "You son of a
> bitch".
You wretch, you've done it again! That's another new keyboard
you owe me! :-)))

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