Here is just a little humor hope no one minds.

Two hillbillies are in a bar. While they are talking, a woman eating a
sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The
woman
shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap with his
tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that thar "Hind Lick Maneuver"
but  I ain't never seen nobody do it!"