Cancer Loses Fight
Reuters- Ontario Canada

Jacqueline Nemeth met up with Cancer for her forth bout of
chemotherapy of a series of sixteen today in what many commentators
and fight fans called "Total Domination."

Unlike her previous three chemotherapy fights which ended in a draw
and two split decisions, this bout was a unanimous decision in her
favour by an overwhelming majority. Many in attendance claimed they
got their money's worth of fight in an epic two hour battle that ended
with cancer losing once again in a series of increasingly excellent
fights.

"This young lady took out her opponent early in the fight and easily
controlled the pace and outcome of the match from the get go," said
her Doctor. "I haven't seen a chemotherapy fight go down that smoothly
in a while. A real inspiration for others."

Her husband and coach Dougie Nemeth coached her to a third win in a
series of sixteen contract fights. "Oh it was total ownage. I have
never seen a fighter control a fight like that since Randy Couture
beat Tito Ortiz for the Light Heavyweight title at UFC 43. I wish I
could take more credit but really she's a natural. She has great
instincts and knows when to go in for the kill. If cancer had an a.s
she would have spanked it today. This kid has talents and cancer just
doesn't have what it takes to hang in the same ring. I look forward to
better beat downs by her in the future"

Jacqueline improved her record to 3-0-1. After a shaky start which
ended with her first fight being a draw she came back to get two split
decisions and then this powerful unanimous decision win.

The fight started off with Jacqueline showing up with family and
friends, many who took time off to get ringside seats for this fight.
The nurses and doctors at the facility have taken to calling her
train, "The Neemroller," due to the many people who show up for it.

"I have yet to see so many people who all want to be supportive for a
fighter. When she shows up for a bout all the nurses say, 'Here comes
the Neemroller' because there is a train of supporters," said a local
nurse. "People better keep an eye out for this Woman because she'll be
the Champ some day."

When asked for comment on the fight Jacqueline stated, "I came up in
weight for this fight. Previously I had fought at a lower weight and I
think that weakened me. As time goes by my skills improve and each
fight is more exciting and more decisive for me."

The after party saw many people celebrating and many phone calls to
the residence in congratulations. It also saw Coach Dougie whipping
off his pants, tying them around his head, and dancing on the table to
the music of "K.C. & The Sunshine Band's" hit "Shake Your Booty." When
asked for comment on his actions he simply threw margaritas at this
reporter and yelled, "Break out the wine gums boys! Tonight we're
partying!"

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