> totallyfake@emailaddress.com said...
> After a while it almost gets funny. Keeping a sense of humour and
> perspective can be hard at times, but it can also be a life and
> sanity saver. I've just read Tony's twisted diary, BTW, and nearly
> ended up in tears. {{{{{Hugs}}}}} to you Alayne, and to the girls.
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> > totallyfake@emailaddress.com said...
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> If you have just read Tony's diary - did you look at the rest of the
> web-site??
But of course!
> If you look through the "Rogues Diary" you will see some shots
> of the man himself, although it may be difficult to imagine him as the
> "man" - he is mainly wearing dresses i.e. red pvc and a tiger stripe one -
Giggle - yes, I saw those :-)
> so yes, I certainly do have a sense of humour!! I am the "little lady" AKA
> Mum (yeah right!) wearing the tiger striped leggings in the photos.s of our
> bike rally last year.
I saw that one as well.
> Amongst other things, I take charge of the "Virgin
> Pot" (and take great delight in concocting various mixtures for the rally
> virgins)
Sounds, errm, interesting...
> and the Mr Rally (where I basically humiliate as much as possible)
> the "erm, male members" of the biking community, last year they had to
> decorate a certain part of their anatomy with fresh cream, cherries, and
> other cake decorations and the year before they had to see how many
> pineapple rings they could put on ....their.....!
Much unladylike laughter happening here... and, err, how many
pineapple rings did they manage??
> I so think that a sense of humour has helped me along the way and still does
> now. I think that was why Tony and I lasted so long because we were both on
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> perhaps it is simply a sign that I need some "adult" input in my life
> (grin!!)
For some possibly very strange values of 'adult'... ;-)
> When I screwed up putting my first flat pack together, I really
> really chuckled to myself, thinking "thank goodness Tony isn't here to see
> this", he sure would have given me a hard time!! Perhaps I had definitely
> better move before the men in white coats come for me..... (giggle!)
No point. They'll seek you here, they'll seek you there...
<Manic laughter> They're coming to take you away ha ha to the funny
farm... <ahem. Sorry 'bout that>
> Mega Hugs back to you Emily (your're a star you know...!)
I am? Coo, there's a thing! <Thinks: Good job she doesn't know me
properly, innit> ;-))
Alayne - 20 Mar 2004 09:58 GMT
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> I am? Coo, there's a thing! <Thinks: Good job she doesn't know me
> properly, innit> ;-))
15!!! (could have been more if we had had more too.....)
Any suggestions for this year?
Emily - 20 Mar 2004 12:12 GMT
totallyfake@emailaddress.com said...
> > last year they had to
> > decorate a certain part of their anatomy with fresh cream, cherries, and
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> Much unladylike laughter happening here... and, err, how many
> pineapple rings did they manage??
> 15!!! (could have been more if we had had more too.....)
*Each*???? *Boggle*!!
> Any suggestions for this year?
Not sure how you'd manage it, but... Oh! Yes I am! This one
involves the rear rather than the front... how about an egg and
spoon race? (At this point my 14 yr old daughter, who's reading
over my shoulder, collapses in hysterics...) :-)))
Alayne - 20 Mar 2004 12:46 GMT
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> spoon race? (At this point my 14 yr old daughter, who's reading
> over my shoulder, collapses in hysterics...) :-)))
Actually, one year when I was a trolly dolly on the wards, I had a "hospital
theme" and amongst other things, the grand finale was transporting two
cooked cold (and very fatty!) sausages from one side of the stage to the
other and depositing them in disposable urine bottles without using their
hands, rather their rectums. It was supposed to be done in relay so I was
flabbergasted when one chap managed two sausages in one trip....!!
Being involved in the bike club is like nothing else! Only trouble is, when
the girls have to write stories etc. at school about what sort of mother
they have! aah, erm!! To them it is all part of "normal" life, a bit like
whenever I bought a new dress asking "is that for you or for daddy!!"
Emily - 21 Mar 2004 19:06 GMT
totallyfake@emailaddress.com said...
> > > Any suggestions for this year?
> >
> > Not sure how you'd manage it, but... Oh! Yes I am! This one
> > involves the rear rather than the front... how about an egg and
> > spoon race?
> Actually, one year when I was a trolly dolly on the wards, I had a "hospital
> theme" and amongst other things, the grand finale was transporting two
> cooked cold (and very fatty!) sausages from one side of the stage to the
> other and depositing them in disposable urine bottles without using their
> hands, rather their rectums. It was supposed to be done in relay so I was
> flabbergasted when one chap managed two sausages in one trip....!!
*Boggle* !! :-)))
> Being involved in the bike club is like nothing else! Only trouble is, when
> the girls have to write stories etc. at school about what sort of mother
> they have! aah, erm!! To them it is all part of "normal" life, a bit like
> whenever I bought a new dress asking "is that for you or for daddy!!"
<Collapse of stout party>
ROFL.
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