> Anyone that has "been there, seen that and done that" during their life
> will most likely have noticed repeated instances of quite incredible
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> Cheers, Merlin.
I'm not sure, but I think that might involve a cheap motel room.
>As I mentioned this is an experiment, I am not going to mention how
>much success or failure is involved or even whether it works, it is
>somewhat more than a test of faith for those concerned, they do not
>have to be religious but do require to be true and understand love.
>If anyone might decide to try this I would be interested in any effect
>you might notice. Any feedback would be appreciated.
>Actually I seem to think that Bob would understand this stuff and the
>secondary implications and effects moreso than most
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>Cheers, Merlin.
You don't give me much to work with here Merlin, but on the basis of
what you've *briefly* discussed, my recommendations are as follows:
1. Stay indoors. The UV index in Brisbane is quite high right now.
2. Cut back on the Fosters, if at all possible.
3. Psilocybin mushrooms are a serious gamble at your age.
4. Pray, as I do, that you will one day learn to differentiate the
difference between an apostrophe and a period.
5. Seriously, I pray for my patients (silently to myself) while I lay
hands on them during their treatment. Some prayers are for guidance,
some for healing, some for them to pay their bill...
Prayer is good. Always. IMO.
Bob - 27 Jan 2005 16:42 GMT
>>As I mentioned this is an experiment, I am not going to mention how
>>much success or failure is involved or even whether it works, it is
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>Prayer is good. Always. IMO.
Merlin, regarding the hand-holding, biomagnetic energy transfer idea,
you might contact the Butt* folks in your city. They would probably
have a more educated opinion of how to use that esoteric stuff than I
do. I think the possibilities are fascinating, but you guys go right
ahead.
> We know that everyone has an energy field and it is suspected that this
> energy field originates in intensity from within.
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> could this be beneficial for helping that person?
> How could this possibly be accomplished?
By a process of geomagnetic force concentration. The psionic waves
focus at leyline nexus points such as Glastonbury or Ayres Rock.
Lights are frequently seen in the sky over these points, are they
visitors from another dimension? Me and many others feel that they
have come to give us a message from the stars...
> To begin we know that the body has potential differences and differing
> polarity in different areas.
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> the other's buttocks there is a further heightening of a different and
> more concentrated kind of energy.
I placed my hands on my boss's buttocks at work today. I received
a strong flow of chi along my meridians and into my lower chakras.
My third eye opened shortly thereafter. Om shanti. Thanks for the tip.
> I doubt if anyone would disagree with this reasoning. Most people would
> have experienced it but not neccessarily have considered it having use
> in this context
>
> If it could be accepted that there is some kind of energy transfer or
> enhancement involved then could that be used positively?
It could, but dark forces are at work in our world today. The reptiles
control the international financial system. A dark mass of negative
orgones pollutes the atmosphere. The crystal pyramid at the core of
the north pole is in danger of being fractured. The illuminati are
observing you. And I have to go to the labour exchange tomorrow.
> If I drift off to a situation where a person has some severe problem
> which is pretty terminal, the loved ones of that person are affected by
> being virtually useless and unable to offer any help really, except
> apart from love, prayers and sympathy, most would love to do more but
> can't because there is no way.
There is always a way. You need to focus behind the dream, see
beyond the ether. Gather your crystal consciousness within yourself
while you're eating your beans and lentils tonight. Focus on the
divine energy of the buttocks!
> I am calling this an experiment which will involve much devotion,
> concentration and positive thought by all concerned, it does not matter
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> most likely experience a substantial draining of life energy which
> dictates their suitability.
Only by placing our hands on the buttocks of others will this energy
be replenished. For let it be known that the buttocks are in tune
with the astral power of the ley-lines. Only those who are blind
to their inner crystal diamond cannot know that this is true.
> The easiest way to do this is ensure the recipient is completely
> focussed on receiving energy flow to the point of being almost
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> Their hands should be arranged so that a series electrical
> configuration circuit exists
A lorry battery would be useful here. Apply the terminals to the
buttocks at the moment of crystal consciousness and a sparkling light
will appear, to proclaim the power of the ley-lines!
, that is left hand of the subject to right
> hand of the donor 1, left hand of donor 1 to the left side of the body
> of the recipient nearest to the target or problem area, the right hand
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> hand contact on the side of the body etc, so that the target area is
> between their hand positions.
The target area is usually under the trousers, or if the person is a
whole human whose genome is not damaged by a degenerate chromosome,
underneath the skirt. Focus on the twin hillocks. They are within
your grasp. Apply the wires from the battery.
> Closed eyes helps concentration.
As the moment of contact approaches still your breathing and calm
your mind. Let the warmth of the twin hillocks radiate into you.
Feel the replenishing warmth of the great wobbling mounds of power!
> This probably simulates a battery charging connection profile. You will
> establish a clear method of connecting after a bit of experiment.
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> involved, a room of positive energy is best. Keep the knockers or
> negative elements out.
Keeping the knockers uncovered and out in the open is essential for
full self-realisation. You are right to call them negative elements,
for their negative kirlian energy complements the positive of the buttocks.
Place your hands upon the knockers in the same fashion as with the buttocks
to receive their replenishing energy! The life force will flow into your
central chakras.
(A tip: the donor will probably be thankful if you warm your hands first!)
> If you might be religious you might begin with the lords prayer or some
> incantation which will have the effect of generating a situation of
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> being directed at the problem within the subjects body and destroying
> cells or whatever which are alien, for a period of a minute or so, and
Not all things alien should be destroyed. Some think they have come
to help us grow, to be all that we can be. The entrance hall of
the great pyramid foretells their coming, and nostradamus spoke well
of them. For were you to hold their buttocks you would be elevated to
the 11th dimension!
> then redirects the energy stream to fortifying the recipients immune
> system and reducing pain or whatever for another minute or so this will
> complete the action.
> The person speaking should be convinced the process will work and
This can be the hardest task of all. Let them try it with your buttocks
first so that they can really <<feel>> the energy and know the
great joy of contact!!!
> That completes the activity, only a few minutes, five at most, and that
> is getting a bit too long!!
After doing as you suggest I found that my hands become lovely and warm
after five minutes of contact with the buttocks. After a cold day
in the snow walking round going for job interviews this was just
the ticket. Thank you with all my heart!
-- gumbo
JAM - 27 Jan 2005 22:57 GMT
Gumbo, thanks, I needed that. All that chuckling I did at your reply
made me feel better than I have in days!!
gumbo - 28 Jan 2005 19:44 GMT
> Gumbo, thanks, I needed that. All that chuckling I did at your reply
> made me feel better than I have in days!!
My pleasure, Jam.
Joy - 28 Jan 2005 00:41 GMT
The best part is no new people were offended! I vote that you should take
care of the B people from now on.
Joy
Merlin - 28 Jan 2005 04:05 GMT
Hi Chaps, well I really had no idea so many of you were experienced
with these kind of exercises. This material was developed from years of
discussions and observing many extremely religious services and healing
sessions as to how some useable non-aligned positive effect might be
obtainable.
I felt sure that this was not a religious thing but more of a physical
extension, something like pschycokinesis which could possibly be
harnessed or directed differently, especially if more than one
dedicated transmission source element were involved.
I suspect a pschycotherapeutic element is also involved which affects
all involved with the experiment.
The hand placement was determined by trial and error.
I am pleased that you at least gained the benefit of having a good
laugh from the idea and I hope you don't mind that I gave a printout of
your comments to another group who are also enjoying a good laugh
although which I suspect may be for different reasons.
This posting exercise certainly separated the wood from the trees on
this site and also had the included effect of deterring any other
possible timid input which may have been helpful with additional
assistive information which has been and remains a major flaw on this
site. (regression unlimited!) A decent moderator would have addressed
this even though this might have been somewhat off-topic.
It also demonstrates the likely reason for the negative cloud you
people exist beneath and emanate, probably involving many of your
problems and inability to properly address them, "as they say what goes
around comes around" and all that kind of stuff.
As far as I am concerned I reached those I was intending to reach and I
would suspect they will benefit if they might try the "experiment",
there is no guarantee, but trying something potentially positive beats
doing nothing!
So at the end of the day we all win. Isn't life grand! Especially when
you can breathe easy!
Cheers, Merlin.
> The best part is no new people were offended! I vote that you should take
> care of the B people from now on.
>
> Joy
ARoberts - 28 Jan 2005 05:09 GMT
> Hi Chaps, well I really had no idea so many of you were experienced
> with these kind of exercises. This material was developed from years of
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> all involved with the experiment.
> The hand placement was determined by trial and error.
> I am pleased that you at least gained the benefit of having a good
> laugh from the idea and I hope you don't mind that I gave a printout of
> your comments to another group who are also enjoying a good laugh
> although which I suspect may be for different reasons.
That would be maniacal laughter, and the reasons would include that the meds
were wearing off...
Bob - 28 Jan 2005 14:03 GMT
>This posting exercise certainly separated the wood from the trees...
Bark all you want Merlin, but expect some needling when you leaf such
a shady post...
>on this site and also had the included effect of deterring any other
>possible timid input which may have been helpful with additional
>assistive information which has been and remains a major flaw on this
>site. (regression unlimited!)
blah blah blah...Timmmmmmmmmberrrrrrr......
ARoberts - 28 Jan 2005 15:26 GMT
>>This posting exercise certainly separated the wood from the trees...
>
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>
> blah blah blah...Timmmmmmmmmberrrrrrr......
If only he had axed us, we would have told him that his ideas would get a
hatchet job. He seems to think that excess verbiage will conifer a depth to
his concepts, but he doesn't cedar forest for the trees. He apparently
doesn't mulberry mulch over how he comes across. His rather wooden posts
are not poplar, make him look like an ash and ultimately will get hemlock in
an insane a-xylem. He just lumbers in here, pining for attention, but fir
the life of me, I don't understand why he can't cypress his verbosity. He
acts as if willow him a debt of gratitude for this concepts. Personally,
olive without them.
Although I don't arbor any real resentment, it just makes one want to sumac
him on the hand for being such a sap. Will he learn to prune and pear down
his diatribes, or will he continue to just larch in here and attempt to
spruce up weak concepts with wordiness? My guess is that he will hedge his
bets and try to bamboo-zle us with subjects that we don't care a fig about.
That taps into the root of the problem: he's just plum nuts enough to do it.
Bob - 28 Jan 2005 18:17 GMT
>If only he had axed us, we would have told him that his ideas would get a
>hatchet job. He seems to think that excess verbiage will conifer a depth to
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>bets and try to bamboo-zle us with subjects that we don't care a fig about.
>That taps into the root of the problem: he's just plum nuts enough to do it.
What a peach! (clapping palms)
Take a bough!
00doc - 28 Jan 2005 19:30 GMT
> If only he had axed us, we would have told him that his
> ideas would
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> the
> problem: he's just plum nuts enough to do it.
A masterpiece. You guys are hitting your stride.
gumbo - 28 Jan 2005 20:30 GMT
>> If only he had axed us, we would have told him that his
>> ideas would
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>
> A masterpiece. You guys are hitting your stride.
Aww, now you've shown me up. I couldn't possibly better that.
A masterpiece indeed!
Joy - 29 Jan 2005 03:59 GMT
> Aww, now you've shown me up. I couldn't possibly better that.
> A masterpiece indeed!
No, I sent your stuff around to all my internet buddies............ well
those in the medical profession who would appreciate it!
Joy
Merlin - 30 Jan 2005 11:51 GMT
Well chaps, you might ask why I posted the "Energy Level Stuff" item,
it was an off topic item and bore no relevance to the situation
generally, however one of your "game players" was affected with a
cancer problem.
Anyone having association with cancer sufferers will possibly
understand the scare involved for that person whether or not she has
reached that stage yet. Very often family and friends become so
involved with sympathy that they cause the sufferer to be more upset
which is unhelpful.
As I mentioned this was an experiment, but it was a little more than
just a ridiculous concept, it assists a sufferer to gain more
confidence, more comfort in their situation and also has effect with
their families circumstances. It has on occasions been the last thing
some people have been able to offer a loved one. When a situation
becomes hopeless, any degree or possibility of hope is a positive thing
and may affect the outcome, even if it doesn't, it provides a kind of
comfort at the end for all concerned.
Many people go through the medical chemo treatments and find fear and
setbacks their greatest enemy, many come through and appear to recover
but then have relapses shortly after. In many of these cases you will
hear the term "she threw in the towel" and that was it. What I have
placed before you whether it works or not, is part of "we gave it every
shot" and is an extra degree of positive reinforcement, accompanied
with the term "we" rather than "she".
I think you might understand this better when you are touched by the
problem with someone close to you.
Of late I have been associated with many people with these kind of
problems, in some cases they are alone, have no partners or close
relatives and their only interest might be a pet, really sad kind of
stuff.
Your outlook changes as you become older and you have witnessed
repeated instances and deaths of family and other long time friends.
I personally could not give a damn whether or not the idea might be
acted upon but the explanation and exercise was placed before you as a
useable positive option.
I do feel it is quite a shame to see that you could not realise what
this was all about, your fixation is so primarily aimed at ridicule
that you lose sight of the aim of the exercise. I really do not
consider this as intellect which would simply confirm my statement of
you guys being morons you seem to all be here together. A good moron
magnet don't you think!!
Cheers, Merlin.
ARoberts - 29 Jan 2005 06:49 GMT
>>> If only he had axed us, we would have told him that his
>>> ideas would
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> Aww, now you've shown me up. I couldn't possibly better that.
> A masterpiece indeed!
Thanks, but I just went back and read your original reply to Merlin, and
laughed even more this time. It punctures the delusion perfectly...
ARoberts - 28 Jan 2005 05:11 GMT
>> We know that everyone has an energy field and it is suspected that this
>> energy field originates in intensity from within.
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> visitors from another dimension? Me and many others feel that they
> have come to give us a message from the stars...
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gumbo, that was excellent!
gumbo - 28 Jan 2005 20:02 GMT
> gumbo, that was excellent!
Glad you liked it ;-)
Bob - 28 Jan 2005 15:01 GMT
>> We know that everyone has an energy field and it is suspected that this
>> energy field originates in intensity from within.
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>visitors from another dimension? Me and many others feel that they
>have come to give us a message from the stars...
gumbo, what glorious mumbo jumbo!
Please pardon me, but I am yet once again moved to song:
Hello baby, yeah, this is the Big Bobber speakin'
Oh you sweet thing!
Do I what?
Will I what?
Oh baby, you knoooow what I like!
Om...Shanti-lly space and an alien race
And a phony tale, does abound
That wiggle in the 'locks and giggle in the talks
Makes the glutes go round, round, round
There ain't nothin' in the world like a crystal meth Merl
That makes him act so funny, makes his mouth so runny
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a Merl, oh baby that's what I like!
What's that baby?
But, but, but, oh honey
But, oh baby, you know what I like!
Chorus
What's that honey?
Abducted at 8 and don't be late?
But baby, I ain't got noooooo money honey
Oh alright baby, you know what I like!
Chorus
ARoberts - 28 Jan 2005 15:27 GMT
>>> We know that everyone has an energy field and it is suspected that this
>>> energy field originates in intensity from within.
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>
> Chorus
Excellent--Big Bopper, cosmic style!
gumbo - 28 Jan 2005 19:41 GMT
> gumbo, what glorious mumbo jumbo!
>
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>
> Chorus
Once again Bob you surpass me in every respect :-)
Just wish I had you talent!
-- gumbo
Bob - 29 Jan 2005 01:09 GMT
>> gumbo, what glorious mumbo jumbo!
>>
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>
>-- gumbo
gumbo, you have your talent, which is exquisite.
Thanks.
aroberts - 28 Jan 2005 23:25 GMT
Bob, you're an inspiration, so I felt compelled to pen this (with
apologies to Laura)...
Aura,
Merl's outer-space mystic light
shining nonsense and unparalleled gall
Our laughs, and the fact that we call him trite,
upon all his posts cast a pall.
Imagined Aura,
has no basis in reality,
just grabbing rears seems to be his main plan
That's why--I'll reject this insanity
and the rantings of this deluded, poor man.
Joy - 29 Jan 2005 04:00 GMT
I sent yours and ARoberts too Bob! You have to admit, this is ONE great
thread. I am still enjoying it.
Joy
Joy - 29 Jan 2005 04:01 GMT
> I sent yours and ARoberts too Bob! You have to admit, this is ONE great
> thread. I am still enjoying it.
>
> Joy
Oh God, I just realized I have Merlin to Thank for starting it all. Oh NO!
Joy