Usenet is a real magnet for scams.  Congratulations, though:  "...harmonizes
the homeostasis of your body."  will go down as one of the more meaningless
of the egregious pseudo-science claims that have appeared here.

Water sustains life!  Approximately 75~80% of our body is water. Water
adjusts the body’s temperature and assist digestion. It removes toxins
from the body and making necessary body fluids. The qualities and the
properties of the water we drink can determine the quality of our
health. The Watop Canada Alkaline Ionized Water System produces pure
perfect pH balance alkaline ionized water that harmonizes the
homeostasis of your body.

http://www.watopcanada.com

Brilliant!   A load of bollocks, but what the hell, it was fun to read.

Water sustains life!  Approximately 75~80% of our body is water. Water
adjusts the body’s temperature and assist digestion. It removes toxins
from the body and making necessary body fluids. The qualities and the
properties of the water we drink can determine the quality of our
health. The Watop Canada Alkaline Ionized Water System produces pure
perfect pH balance alkaline ionized water that harmonizes the
homeostasis of your body.

http://www.watopcanada.com