Rather than just call you - names straight off......

To begin with this would be a retrograde evolutioary step. In fact humans
have already developed technologies to utilise methane as a carbon souce for
energy, and food. Finally it is never going to replace oxygen in human
biochemistry as an electron donor ...because thats what it (actually) does!
This is in an anoagous fashion to suphur bacteria which use sulphur in this
way rather than oxygen, producing sulphur dioxide as a waste product rather
than carbon dioxide.

Now, scuttle back whence you came....Troll.

Pete

On 29 Oct 2003 23:02:53 -0800, leah_lidtorf@yahoo.com.au (Leah
Lighttorch) wrote:

My guess is what you are suggesting comes from direct personal
experience, and is therefore anecdotal.  Just because you are
breathing caustic volumes of your own off-gasses, this does not
necessarily indicate, on its face, a rapid rise in explosive vapor
inhalation for the entire population.

One might not need so much oxygene in the first place.
http://www.perfume-800.com/W.php?b=OXYGENE

Now let's be truthful: do you find that people turn purple when you get
near them?  Try not to blame it too much on yourself, instead, try to get
some real help.  

These problems are always difficult to own up to and I'm pleased to see
that you are able to make a confession here.  Now, you've taken that vital
first step; now it's imperative that you follow through.

Eating fewer beans might help; another approach would be to cut out the
vindaloo and 5 pints combination that you're clearly on each evening.

For a really foolproof solution, I strongly suggest that you build yourself
an activated-charcoal exhaust gas filter with a pipe stuck firmly up your
offending orifice; four-inch diameter drain pipe will probably suffice,
preferably with a revolving wire-brush sticking out the end just to give
yourself a good clean-out.

Hope this helps; have a nice day!

-- gumbo