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Faith Dorell - 18 Oct 2003 07:37 GMT

your lung falls out.

If you fart 3 times, your colon falls out.

If you burp 3 times, your stomach falls out.

and

if you sneeze 3 times, your brain falls out (through the nose).

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Richard Friedel - 18 Oct 2003 09:18 GMT

> your lung falls out.
>
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> if you sneeze 3 times, your brain falls out (through the nose).

Meaning that asthmatics are all in the wrong frame of mind? Have you
anything to prove this?

See (http://www.ohiou.edu/isarp/conf_00/papr_19.htm):

"Recurring acute dyspnea attacks are painful experiences, and it is
understandable that patients frequently live in fear of these attacks.
Fear of dyspnea attacks, and of the unknown, leads to a Loss of Control.
The loss of control involves loss of the means to control the attack
itself. Perhaps even more profound is the loss of control of "self," and
the very basic qualities of what comprises the human experience."

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OgO - 20 Oct 2003 11:49 GMT

In alt.support.asthma, on 18 Oct 2003, Faith Dorell
announced:

> your lung falls out.
>
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> if you sneeze 3 times, your brain falls out (through the
> nose).

Well, I don't have much left, but at least my manhood seems to
still be intact, that's something.

Regards

OgO

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Bob - 20 Oct 2003 14:16 GMT

>In alt.support.asthma, on 18 Oct 2003, Faith Dorell
>announced:
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>OgO

Maybe it's time to change your sig then...

olo...

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