Lyin' Guys (Sorry, Eagles)

Naturopaths just seem to find out early
How to open people's wallets with their guile
A rich dupe shows up
and they don't have to worry
They can live out all their fantasies in style.

It's not hard to prey on the sick and lonely
But every bogus treatment has a price
It breaks ones heart to see that same nostrum
prescribed for all, whether cancer or head lice.

They tell you that it's all a yeast infection
that real doctors always miss, because they're fools;
They "discovered" this from samples of your blood
and things that you've provided from your stools.

Chorus:
I can't abide those lyin' guys
and their scam is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
That you've really just among the lyin' guys.

They say that your allergies are just hiding
and for a price they'll make them disappear.
The problem is that they're not confiding
that they're just preying on your fear.

We wonder how you ever got so crazy
how you never learned a single thing in school
Are you tired, or are you just plain lazy?
('though you've worked real hard to convince us you're a fool).

My, oh my, you know how to rearrange things
To disavow your posts so carefully
Ain't it funny how your lies haven't changed things
You're still deluded as you used to be

Chorus:
I can't abide those lyin' guys
and their scam is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
That you've really just among the lyin' guys.