Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a
shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the
cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows.
   Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel,
chipping away at one of the headstones.
   "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You
scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing
working here so late at night?"
   "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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