 |
 | Home | Contact Us | FAQ | Search & Site Map | Link to Us |
 | Sign In | Join | Other 45 Sites in Network |
Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Arthritis / July 2005OTP: Moonshine
Got this today and thought y'all would like the ideas as well -- Did you know THIS about Moonshine? 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with Moonshine. The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with Moonshine, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the Moonshine kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with Moonshine. The alcohol in the Moonshine cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with Moonshine and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The Moonshine disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray Moonshine on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply Moonshine to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of Moonshine to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 9. Pour one-half cup Moonshine and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes. 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with Moonshine, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub Moonshine on your chest and back as a liniment. 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with Moonshine. 13. Moonshine will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 14. Pour Moonshine over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil from your skin. 15. Swish a shot of Moonshine over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. 16. Can be used in an alcohol stove. ... I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. > Got this today and thought y'all would like the ideas as well -- > > Did you know THIS about Moonshine? > > 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with > Moonshine. The solvent dissolves adhesive. ***heck, just drink the stuff and you won't feel a thing when the bandage is pulled off. > 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a > trigger-spray bottle with Moonshine, spray the caulking, let set > five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the Moonshine kills > mold and mildew. ***i'd rather spray it inside me and use a bit of elbow grease. > 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, > clean cloth dampened with Moonshine. The alcohol in the Moonshine > cleans the glass and kills germs. ***why not use a 99 cent bottle of 70% isopropyl? save the good stuff for me. > 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with Moonshine and > letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. > The Moonshine disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. ***geesh, whomever made this list must be a millionaire to waste good booze this way. > 5. Spray Moonshine on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. ****ummm . . . if you have vomit stains to deal with, i doubt if there is any moonshine leftover. > 6. Using a cotton ball, apply Moonshine to your face as an astringent > to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. ***then get stopped by a cop while you're driving. see if he doesn't give you a breathalyzer test. > 7. Add a jigger of Moonshine to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The > alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates > the growth of healthy hair. ***see answer to # 6 > 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps > to kill them. ***egads! i don't like drunk drivers, why would i want drunk flyers crashing into things? > 9. Pour one-half cup Moonshine and one-half cup water in a Ziplock > freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, > pain or black eyes. 10. so like, when it thaws out, then you drink it? drinking it will ease aches and pains, too. > 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender > flowers, fill the jar with Moonshine, seal the lid tightly and set in > the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then > apply the tincture to aches and pains. ***see answer to #6 > 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub Moonshine on your > chest and back as a liniment. ***isopropyl will do the same thing, cheaper. > 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with Moonshine. ***ummm . . . your feet will still get stinky from the bacteria still in your shoes. > 13. Moonshine will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. ****now this list is encouraging alcohol use on public beaches. > 14. Pour Moonshine over an area affected with poison ivy to remove > the oil from your skin. ****i'm starting to think this list was created by the moonshiners. > 15. Swish a shot of Moonshine over an aching tooth. Allow your gums > to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. ****ummm . . . can i fake the toothache? > 16. Can be used in an alcohol stove. ***can also be used in military vehicles, but it's more expensive than gasoline. kate > ... I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. AND it makes you blind if you're not careful ! Peter Peter wrote: > AND it makes you blind if you're not careful ! That's what boys are told about another activity. ... Children born in a whore house: Brothel Sprouts. >> Got this today and thought y'all would like the ideas as well -- >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >***heck, just drink the stuff and you won't feel a thing when the bandage is >pulled off. Wonderful response! I was going to ask if the arm would still be there when you were through dissolving the adhesive! Loujean >> 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a >> trigger-spray bottle with Moonshine, spray the caulking, let set [quoted text clipped - 84 lines] > >kate Save me some, Kate. I agree with all your comments - beautiful!! Oh, wait a minute, my meds say no alcohol, but then if we can substitute rubbing alcohol for the Moonshine, does that mean Moonshine is still alcohol? Loujean Loujean Retired and love it. Throw that FISH out and put in an S to email me. >>> Got this today and thought y'all would like the ideas as well -- >>> [quoted text clipped - 108 lines] > > Loujean not if you are standing out in the middle of your yard during the correct moon phase. it also helps if you beat a drum and howl while doing that. ô¿ô kate Kate wrote: > not if you are standing out in the middle of your yard during the correct > moon phase. it also helps if you beat a drum and howl while doing that. Naked, of course. ... Tom runs Dumb ver 2.0: An upgrade from Stupid. > Kate wrote: > >> not if you are standing out in the middle of your yard during the correct >> moon phase. it also helps if you beat a drum and howl while doing that. > > Naked, of course. Daytime? >... Tom runs Dumb ver 2.0: An upgrade from Stupid. > not if you are standing out in the middle of your yard during the correct > moon phase. it also helps if you beat a drum and howl while doing that. > ô¿ô > > kate Didn't help Sarah but she was invited to join a local coven. Where is she anyway????? Harv > >> Got this today and thought y'all would like the ideas as well -- > >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Loujean I remember some of the uses for Vietnamese rice brandy. One of the guys used it in his zippo lighter when he ran out of the "proper" fuel. I think the flame was slightly hotter than usual. I once spilled a little on small sore on my hand that had scabbed over about a week before. It still "burned" through the scab, but healed well. |
Reply to this Message |
 Sign In
 Join
 My Latest Posts My Monitored Threads My Blog My Photo Gallery My Profile My Homepage Start New Thread Enable EMail Alerts Rate this Thread
|
©2008 Advenet LLC Privacy Policy - Terms of Use
This website includes both content owned or controlled by Advenet as well as content owned or controlled by third parties.